Round the Horne

Template:Short description Template:Distinguish Template:Featured article Template:Use dmy dates Template:Use British English Template:Infobox radio show Round the Horne is a BBC Radio comedy programme starring Kenneth Horne, first transmitted in four series of weekly episodes from 1965 until 1968. The show was created by Barry Took and Marty Feldman, who wrote the first three series. The fourth was written by Took, Johnnie Mortimer, Brian Cooke and Donald Webster.

Horne's supporting cast comprised Kenneth Williams, Hugh Paddick, Betty Marsden and, in the first three series, Bill Pertwee. The announcer was Douglas Smith, who also took part in the sketches. All except the last series featured music by Edwin Braden, played by the band "the Hornblowers", with a song in the middle of each show performed by the close-harmony singing group the Fraser Hayes Four; in the fourth series, the music was by Max Harris with a smaller group of players than the earlier series.

The show was the successor to Beyond Our Ken, which had run from 1958 to 1964 with largely the same cast. By the time the new series began, television had become the dominant broadcasting medium in Britain, and Round the Horne, which built up a regular audience of 15 million, was the last radio show to reach so many listeners. Horne was surrounded by larger-than-life characters including the camp pair Julian and Sandy, the disreputable eccentric J.Template:SpacePeasmold Gruntfuttock, and the singer of dubious folk songs, Rambling Syd Rumpo, who all became nationally familiar. The show encountered periodic scrutiny from the BBC management for its double entendres, but consistently received the backing of the director-general of the BBC, Sir Hugh Greene. Horne died suddenly in 1969; the BBC decided that Round the Horne could not continue without its star and they cancelled plans for a fifth series that year.

Over the following decades Round the Horne has been re-broadcast continually, and all 67 shows have been published on CD. In 2019, in a poll run by Radio Times, Round the Horne was voted the BBC's third-best radio show of any genre, and the best radio comedy series of all.

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History

Background

In 1957 the radio presenter and comedian Kenneth Horne was the compere on the popular Saturday evening comedy and music radio show Variety Playhouse.Template:Sfn The programme's writers were Eric Merriman and Barry Took, and when the series came to an end, they prepared a script for a pilot episode of a new show, Beyond Our Ken. The show, in which Horne was joined by Kenneth Williams, Ron Moody, Hugh Paddick and Betty Marsden, was broadcast in October 1957.Template:Sfn The series was due to begin in April 1958, but in February Horne suffered a debilitating stroke; he was temporarily paralysed down his left-hand side and lost the power of speech. The BBC postponed the series.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn After physiotherapy Horne was able to begin recording Beyond Our Ken in June, in preparation for the broadcast of the first series between July and November.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn

Beyond Our Ken was written around the imperturbable establishment figure of Horne, while the other performers played a "spectrum of characters never before heard on the radio",Template:Sfn including the exaggeratedly upper class Rodney and Charles (Williams and Paddick), the genteel, dotty pensioners Ambrose and Felicity (Williams and Marsden), the hoarse-voiced cook Fanny Haddock – a parody of the television cook Fanny Cradock (Marsden), the earthy gardening guru Arthur Fallowfield (Williams), the semi-articulate rock and roll singer Ricky Livid (Paddick) and Hankie Flowered, a parody of the comedian Frankie Howerd (Bill Pertwee).Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Template:Sfn The first episode was not well received by a sample audience,Template:Sfn but the BBC decided to back Horne and his team, and the initial six-week contract was extended to 21 weeks.Template:Sfn Before the series came to an end, a second had been commissioned to run the following year.Template:Sfn Template:Refn After the first series Moody was succeeded by Pertwee; Took left after the second series, leaving Merriman to write the remaining programmes on his own.Template:Sfn

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Feldman in 1972

After the seventh series of Beyond Our Ken ended Horne was scheduled to appear in a number of other BBC programmes; Eric Merriman objected, contending that he had made Horne into a star, and that "no other comedy series should be allowed to use him", according to Horne's biographer, Barry Johnston.Template:Sfn When the BBC refused to withdraw Horne from the programme Down with Women, Merriman resigned from writing Beyond Our Ken and the show came to an end.Template:Sfn After some pressure from Horne to keep the remainder of the team together, the BBC commissioned Round the Horne as a replacement on similar lines. They turned to Took, as one of the original writers of Beyond Our Ken, and his new writing partner, Marty Feldman.Template:Sfn The name of the programme came from a pun on Horne's name, combined with the naval term "round the Horn", meaning to navigate the waters at the southern tip of South America, Cape Horn.Template:Sfn The pair aimed to write what they described as "down-market material in an upmarket way".Template:Sfn The scripts they produced led to a faster-paced programme than Beyond Our Ken, including more allusions to contemporary events, including politics and films.Template:Sfn

Format

Round the Horne was based on a revue format,Template:Sfn Template:Sfn and contained parody and satire.Template:Sfn The programme would include an introduction from Horne, who would sometimes give answers to a supposed quiz from the previous week, and then lead into sketches that would include a set-piece based on a film or novel,Template:Sfn Template:Sfn such as "The Man with the Golden Thunderball",Template:Sfn and "The Three Musketeers".Template:Sfn Martin Dibbs, in his history of the BBC Variety Department, writes that "the show was characterised by incessant innuendo and camp representation to an extent never before tolerated within the BBC."Template:Sfn

As in Beyond Our Ken, there was a cast of recurring characters. Took and Feldman developed new characters for Williams, Paddick, Marsden and Pertwee,Template:Sfn Template:Sfn whose ability to change between personas produced a programme described by the radio historians Andy Foster and Steve Furst as "a cast of thousands played by the same four accomplished actors".Template:Sfn Horne's role was described in The Daily Telegraph as providing "the perfect foil to the inspired lunacy happening all around him".Template:Sfn The media analysts Frank Krutnik and Steve Neale consider that as such, Horne's role was similar to that of Jack Benny, Fred Allen and Tommy Handley, "as a 'stooge' rather than a joke-wielder, frequently switching roles between announcer and in-sketch performer".Template:Sfn

Broadcasts

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1965–1966: Series 1 and 2

The first episode of Round the Horne was broadcast on the Light Programme on 7 March 1965. It was described in Radio Times as "Five characters in search of the authors".Template:Sfn The series consisted of 16 episodes and ran to 20 June 1965.Template:Sfn The programme was produced by John Simmonds and included music from the Fraser Hayes Four and the studio orchestra, "the Hornblowers", conducted by Paul Fenoulhet; from episode six, Fenoulhet was replaced by Edwin Braden. Douglas Smith, an announcer and newsreader on the Home Service and the Third Programme, was used as the programme's announcer, but was given a larger role as the series progressed; he ended up advertising spoof products and giving human sound effects in addition to his normal role.Template:Sfn

One of the early episodes included a sketch by Horne, a monologue based on "the centenary of the birth of the crumpet", including a huge crumpet built for Queen Victoria.Template:Sfn

As an added novelty he hollowed out the centre and a Gaiety Girl was secreted inside. When the loyal toast was drunk, she leapt out, wearing pink combs and waving a Union Jack – either that or the other way round, I don't remember. In any event the whole affair was a great success and, as many people commented afterwards 'it was a smashing bit of crumpet'.Template:Sfn

The sketch angered the strongly-conservative Member of Parliament Sir Cyril Black, who wrote to the BBC to complain. Frank Gillard, the BBC's director of radio, wrote to Dennis Morris, the chief of the Light Programme, asking Round the Horne to "watch its step, particularly over the next few weeks and keep itself within reasonable bounds".Template:Sfn Instead, Took and Feldman wrote a riposte that Horne read at the end of the following programme, addressed to the "minority of killjoys" who complained:

Let me say to them that our scripts are whiter than white, as is the face of the producer when he reads them. You see, evil is in the eye of the beholder – and we believe you can make anything sound as if it has a double meaning – if you know how. So cheerio, see you next week.Template:Sfn

Further complaints about the programme were received and Sir Hugh Greene, the director-general of the BBC, asked to see the scripts before broadcasting. All were returned with the words "I see nothing to object to in this" written on them.Template:Sfn Template:Refn The complaints continued from Black, and from Mary Whitehouse – a campaigner against social liberalism – about the cast putting emphasis on certain words. Took replied that "When Laurence Olivier plays Hamlet he puts emphasis on certain words – it's called acting".Template:Sfn Template:Sfn

A second series was commissioned, and ran for thirteen weeks, from Sunday 13 March to 5 June 1966.Template:Sfn The programme was recorded in front of a studio audience, and Williams would play up to them with physical humour, causing hilarity in the studio. Simmonds spoke to the cast, telling them that the radio audience were hearing unexplained laughter, and to try to keep the visual pranks to a minimum.Template:Sfn At the end of the series Roy Rich, the head of BBC Light Entertainments for radio, spoke to Took, Feldman, Horne and Williams and discussed possible changes to the programme, including the removal of the Fraser Hayes Four, and the possible changing of Pertwee and Marsden. No changes were made before the next series was commissioned.Template:Sfn

On 7 October 1966, at the age of 59, Horne suffered a severe heart attack.Template:Sfn Template:Refn He was much weakened, and was unfit to work for three months. As a result, he did not appear in the Round the Horne Christmas special, which was recorded on 28 November.Template:Sfn He returned to work in January 1967 to record the third series.Template:Sfn

1967–1968: Series 3 and 4

The third series ran for 21 episodes from 5 February to 25 June 1967.Template:Sfn After recording the first episode, Williams wrote in his diary that "the script was singularly uninspired I think – no innovations or bright ideas for the beginning of a new series ... For the first time I am beginning to feel that this show is rather dated and tired".Template:Sfn The BBC hierarchy also thought the first show was slightly lacking and Williams was also downbeat after the second recording, writing that "I think the show is quite dead artistically and the format has completely atrophied itself – it is moribund now. I think I will withdraw after this series".Template:Sfn Trying to turn the show around, Took and Feldman wrote out the popular camp Julian and Sandy characters (played by Paddick and Williams) from the third episode, but the cast and Simmonds all insisted they were put back, so the writers duly obliged. After a few weeks the show had settled down and Williams recorded in his diary that the recording "went v. well. Script was v. good indeed and the audience splendid – a great deal of affection there, one felt".Template:Sfn

Feldman became increasingly successful on television, particularly with At Last the 1948 Show (1967); he decided to concentrate on writing and performing on the screen and left the series. Took agreed to stay, and he was joined by Johnnie Mortimer, Brian Cooke and – for the first six episodes of the next series – Donald Webster. In September 1967 BBC radio was radically reorganised. The Home Service, Third Programme and Light Programme were abolished and replaced by four new national channels – Radio 1, 2, 3 and 4; Round the Horne moved from the Light Programme to Radio 2. The change came with reduced budgets. The Fraser Hayes Four and Eddie Braden and the Hornblowers were replaced with a small instrumental group led by Max Harris, and Pertwee was dropped from the programme. The cost fell from £601 a show in series 3 to £486 in series 4.Template:Sfn That year's Christmas special was broadcast with the new line-up and writers.Template:Sfn

The fourth series began on 25 February 1968 and ran for 16 episodes to 9 June.Template:Sfn After the first episode Williams was unimpressed with the new material, and wrote in his diary "Now there are 4 writers on it! It is unbelievable really. Four! For half an hour of old crap with not a memorable line anywhere ... of course one goes on and flogs it gutless and the rubbish gets by".Template:Sfn Without Feldman, Took was enjoying the show less than he had previously. He also felt the humour was becoming more obviously dirty and complained to Williams that "We might as well write a series called Get Your Cock Out".Template:Sfn

Horne died of a heart attack on 14 February 1969, while hosting the annual Guild of Television Producers' and Directors' Awards at the Dorchester hotel in London.Template:Sfn An award had gone to Took and Feldman for their television series Marty, and Horne had just urged viewers to tune into the fifth series of Round the Horne – which was due to start on 16 March – when he fell from the podium.Template:Sfn By 24 February 1969 it had been decided that Round the Horne could not continue without its star. As a result, the scripts for series five – which Horne had jokingly suggested should be subtitled "The First All-Nude Radio Show" – were hastily adapted into a new series for Williams called Stop Messing About, which ran for two series before it was dropped from the schedule in 1970.Template:Sfn

Main regular characters

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The cast of Round the Horne, 1968. Left to right: Hugh Paddick, Kenneth Williams, Kenneth Horne, Betty Marsden, Douglas Smith

Kenneth Horne

The persona adopted by the writers for Horne was not greatly different from his real-life one,Template:Sfn and largely the same as that of his Beyond Our Ken character: the urbane, unflappable, tolerant but sometimes surprised central figure, around whom the other characters revolved.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Template:Sfn The Times called Horne the "master of the scandalous double-meaning delivered with shining innocence",Template:Sfn Template:Refn and in Round the Horne he combined the role of straight man to the flamboyant Julian and Sandy, Rambling Syd Rumpo and J.Template:SpacePeasmold Gruntfuttock with that of genial host of the show. Feldman called him "the best straight man I had ever seen", who nonetheless had "a lot of funny lines";Template:Snf Jonathan Rigby, who played Horne in a stage show, Round the Horne ... Revisited, thought him "a stand-up comedian with a posh accent ... part of his genius was that he was able to be himself".Template:Sfn

Horne introduced some programmes by reading out the answers to last week's (non-existent) questions:

The answer to question one: complete the first lines of the following songs – "If I Were a Blackbird I'd ..." The answer is I'd Whistle and Sing, and I positively will not accept any other suggestion. The second song was "There's a Rainbow Round My ..." Now we got an amazing number of replies to this. We haven't had so many since we asked you to complete "Over My Shoulder Goes ..." Really, it makes it very difficult for us to keep up the high reputation for sophisticated comedy we've never had.Template:Sfn

At other times he would give a short lecture on justly forgotten figures from history, such as Robert Capability Lackwind, allegedly the inventor of Toad in the Hole,Template:Sfn or Nemesis Fothergill, known to ornithologists – and the police – as the Birdman of Potter's Bar.Template:Sfn In many episodes his opening slot was announcing the day's forthcoming events, such as International free style gnome fingering at the five-minute Hippo Wash Brompton Oratory, Swan Upping at Downham and Swan Downing at Upham, and the two-man Rabbi bob sled championship down the escalators at Leicester Square tube station.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Template:Sfn He would close the programmes by commenting on the final sketch, or announcing a competition to complete a limerick with two fecund opening lines ("A young market gardener from Bude, Developed a cactus quite lewd ...") or with a public service announcement such as this police message:

If any passer-by in Lisle Street last Saturday night witnessed a middle-aged man stagger out of the Peeperama strip club and get knocked down by a passing cyclist, would you please keep quiet about it as my wife thinks I was in Folkestone. Goodbye. See you next week.Template:Sfn

Douglas Smith

At the start of the first series of Round the Horne Douglas Smith took the traditional role of a BBC announcer on comedy shows, introducing the programme and its component parts and reading the credits at the end.Template:Sfn As the show developed, the writers gave him more to do. In the second series Smith continually interrupts the programme to promote "Dobbiroids Magic Rejuvenators" (from "the makers of Dobbins Medical Cummerbunds for horses") and Dobbimist horse deodorant for UFO ("under fetlock odour").Template:Sfn In the third and fourth series he is included in the movie spoofs, playing a range of roles including a rumbling volcano:

Horne: ... And see there – dominating the island, the sacred volcano of Gonga – played by Douglas Smith with a hole in his head and steam coming out of his ears.

Paddick: What an awesome sight – snow mantling his mighty summit and lava oozing down his sides.

Smith: That's porridge, actually. I had a hurried breakfast this morning.

Horne: Shut up, Smith, you're a volcano. You just loom over us and rumble ominously.

Smith: Yes, I told you. I had a hurried breakfast.

Horne: Shut up, Smith.

Smith: Rumble rumble.

Horne: That's better.Template:Sfn

His other roles include a telephone box, an inflatable rubber boat, a drophead Bentley and a cow:

Smith: Moo Moo – Splosh!

Horne: Splosh?

Smith: I kicked over the milk pail.Template:Sfn

By the fourth series Smith has risen to the heights of playing the World ("You've just gone through my Khyber Pass travelling on a camel"),Template:Sfn and in one programme he gets a solo singing spot, barracked by Paddick and Williams ("Letting an announcer sing! It's a disgrace!") performing "Nobody Loves a Fairy When she's Forty".Template:Sfn Template:Refn

Beatrice, Lady Counterblast, née Clissold

The first of the new characters was an elderly ex-Gaiety Girl (played by Marsden) known as Bea Clissold in her theatrical heyday, when she was "the pure brass of the music hall",Template:Sfn Template:Refn and subsequently an aristocratic widow. She has been much married and much divorced, and has retired to live in seclusion at Chattering Parva, waited on and complained about by her octogenarian butler, Spasm (Williams).Template:Sfn Horne interviews her each week in the early programmes, when she reminisces about her life and husbands. In a commentary on the show's characters published in 1974 Took wrote, "Her anecdotes of past marriages combine the lurid with the turgid as the narrative flashes back on leaden wings to the turn of the century and the exploits of the young Bea Clissold".Template:Sfn She appeared in the first programme of the series, and was a major feature of its early episodes. After she ceased to be one of the central characters she continually popped up with her catch phrase, "Many times, many, many times", originally referring to the number of times she was married, and later an all-purpose innuendo.Template:Sfn

Julian and Sandy

Template:Main Template:Quote box The camp pair Julian and Sandy (played by Paddick and Williams) made their debuts in the fourth programme of the first series and rapidly established themselves as a permanent fixture throughout the run of Round the Horne. They are out of work actors whom Horne encounters each week in new temporary jobs. The writers' original idea was that the characters should be elderly and dignified Shakespearean actors filling in as domestic cleaners while "resting" (i.e. unemployed), but the producer, John Simmonds, thought they seemed rather sad, and at his suggestion Took and Feldman turned the characters into chorus boys.Template:Sfn Template:Refn In a typical sketch Horne looks in at a new establishment, usually in Chelsea, with a title such as "Bona Tours", "Bona Books", "Bona Antiques" or "Bona Caterers", and is greeted with, "Oh hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy".Template:Sfn The latter adds, using the gay and theatrical slang, palare,Template:Refn "How bona to vada your dolly old eek again", or "What brings you trolling in here?"Template:Refn Having first appeared as house cleaners,Template:Sfn they are later shown working in a variety of implausible jobs. Took summed them up: "From working as part time domestics while 'resting' they progressed to running almost every trendy activity going from fox-hunting in Carnaby Street to the gents' outfitting department of MI5".Template:Sfn

The use of palare enabled the writers to give Julian and Sandy some double entendres that survived BBC censorship because the authorities either did not know or did not admit to knowing their gay meaning.Template:Sfn In one episode, Sandy tells Horne that Julian is a brilliant pianist: "a miracle of dexterity at the cottage upright",Template:Sfn which to those familiar with gay slang could either refer to pianistic excellence or to – illegal – sexual activity in a public lavatory.Template:Refn At the time of the first three series, gay male sex was a criminal offence in Britain. Julian and Sandy became nationally popular characters and are widely credited with contributing a little to the public acceptance of homosexuality that led to the gradual repeal of the anti-gay laws, beginning in 1967.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn

J. Peasmold Gruntfuttock

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A week after the debut of Julian and Sandy came the first appearance of J. Peasmold Gruntfuttock, first broadcast on 5 April 1965.Template:Refn Played by Williams, Gruntfuttock is described by the writers as "the walking slum".Template:Sfn In his first appearance he is a job applicant at the BBC, inspired by voices in his head, and keen to get on close terms with one of the female presenters.Template:Sfn In later programmes he is first the king and then dictator of Peasmoldia, a small enclave in the East End, and subsequently Brother Gruntfuttock, member of an obscure religious community.Template:Sfn He writes in regularly with incorrect and sometimes physically implausible answers to last week's questions:Template:Sfn

Finally, we had "I get a kick out of ...". Well, Mr Gruntfuttock of Hoxton, I think we all know what you get a kick out of. And on looking at the list you sent me it's my considered opinion that you are running a severe risk of doing yourself a permanent injury.Template:Sfn

In the fourth series he is a persistent caller of the spoof phone-in, the Round the Horne Forum of the Air, airing his peculiar personal obsessions in between bouts of heavy breathing.Template:Sfn He was Feldman's favourite Round the Horne character; the two authors wrote of Gruntfuttock, "He married beneath him – which gives you some idea what his wife Buttercup (Betty Marsden) must be like. All in all not a couple one would wish to meet on a dark night or indeed at any time."Template:Sfn

Charles and Fiona

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Charles and Fiona are supposedly characters played by an extremely theatrical actor and actress: "ageing juvenile Binkie Huckaback" (Paddick) and Dame Celia Molestrangler (Marsden). The two, originally based on the theatre stars Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne,Template:Sfn were introduced in the eighth programme of the first series, and quickly became a fixture. They appeared in parodies of "stiff-upper-lip" dramas by Noël Coward and others; their fictitious plays had titles such as Present Encounter and Bitter Laughter.Template:Sfn Template:Refn Their agonised love affairs are punctuated by brittle, staccato dialogue, in which they talk of their emotions in tortuous sentences:

Fiona: All I could think of back here was you out there thinking of me back here thinking of you out there – back here. Needing you, wanting you, wanting to need you, needing to want you.Template:Sfn

Charles: I don't have the words for it.

Fiona: I know.

Charles: I know you know.

Fiona: I know you know I know.

Charles: Yes, I know.Template:Sfn

Their sketches customarily end with an unexpected twist, such as the revelation that they are living in a telephone box, or are dining at the Ritz in the nude, or trysting in a refrigerator.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Barry Took wrote that they were his own favourite Round the Horne characters.Template:Sfn During the second series they were dropped in favour of a new feature, "The Seamus Android Show" (see below) but were quickly brought back.Template:Sfn

Chou En Ginsberg and Lotus Blossom

In the ninth show of the first series Chou En Ginsberg (Williams) appeared for the first time. He is a parody of the stereotypical far-Eastern villain Fu Manchu. The first part of his name was borrowed from Chou En-Lai, the then Chinese premier; for comic contrast the writers wanted an incongruous second name and experimented with "Chou En Murphy" and "Chou En McWhirter" before settling on "Ginsberg".Template:Sfn He always announces himself as "Dr Chou En Ginsberg, MA (Failed)".Template:Sfn Template:Refn He appears regularly in the James Bond parodies, "Kenneth Horne, Master Spy", plotting a fiendish international crime, luring Horne into his clutches but then being outwitted.Template:Sfn Template:Refn

Chou was joined in the next show by his concubine, Lotus Blossom (Paddick) who is, in the words of her master, common as muck. A drawing of the two by William Hewison in Took and Feldman's 1974 book Round the Horne shows a diminutive Chou alongside a large, looming and graceless Lotus Blossom bulging out of her cheongsam. Her attempts to entertain Special Agent Horne with her songs and dances cause him more distress than Chou's threats of death.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn

Rambling Syd Rumpo

Template:Main Template:Quote box First heard in the tenth show of the first series, and a fixture thereafter, Rambling Syd (Williams) is an itinerant folk singer. The writers describe him as "one of the last of the breed of wandering minstrels who are fast dying out – thank heavens".Template:Sfn Often misappropriating the tunes of genuine folk songs, Rambling Syd's lyrics consist of dubious-sounding nonsense words such as these, from the "Runcorn Splod Cobbler's Song":

I sing as I cobble and hammer my splod

Tho' my trumice glows hot and my trade be odd

I sit as I gorble and pillock my splee

For a cobbler's life is the life for me.Template:Sfn

Or, to the tune of "Foggy Dew":

When I was a young man

I nadgered my splod

As I nurked at the wogglers' trade.

When suddenly I thought

While trussing up my groats,

I'd whirdle with a fair young maid.Template:Sfn

Took said of the character that his "bogus ethnic patter and totally meaningless songs" created the illusion of "something terribly naughty going on" – but that any naughtiness was in fact in the listener's mind.Template:Sfn

Daphne Whitethigh

The character was loosely based on the television cook Fanny Cradock.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Described by Took and Feldman as "fashion reporter, TV cook, agony aunt, pain in the neck", Daphne Whitethigh (Marsden) is a hoarse-voiced pundit, "whose advice on the placing of the bosom or the way to prepare Hippo in its shell is an absolute must for all those trendy moderns who want to look and feel frightful".Template:Sfn Among her helpful cooking tips are that although rhinoceros is not very appetising you do get marvellous crackling;Template:Sfn her recipes for yak include yak à l'orange, yak in its jacket, and coupe yak.Template:Sfn She advises followers of female fashion that bosoms are still out, but may be on the way back (Horne says he will keep a light burning in the window) and her other useful pointers include how to use cold cream to remove those baboon claw marks from one's hip, and how to avoid crow's feet round the eyes: refrain from sleeping in trees.Template:Sfn

Seamus Android

Template:Quote box Described by Took as "an unskilled television labourer whose gift of the blarney and wistful Irish charm could empty any theatre in three minutes", Seamus Android is a parody of the broadcaster Eamonn Andrews, whose weekly television chat show was broadcast live on Sunday evenings.Template:Sfn Took and Feldman had appeared on Andrews's show and been astonished by "the non-sequiturs and other nonsense he came out with".Template:Sfn Seamus Android was the only regular character played by Pertwee, who was otherwise cast as what Took called "the odds and ends" – the minor characters and straight parts.Template:Sfn Android's interviewees include the much married actress Zsa-Zsa Poltergeist, the Hollywood producer Daryll F. Klaphanger, and the star of The Ipswich File, Michael Bane; promised appearances by such as Lord Ghenghiz Wilkinson, the dancing cloakroom attendant, Nemesis Poston, the juggling monk, and Anthony Wormwood-Nibblo, the Hoxton cat thief and heiress fail to materialise.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Template:Sfn As Pertwee was not in the cast for the last series, Android was dropped.Template:Sfn

Dentures

Played by Paddick, this is the only regular Round the Horne character who had in all essentials already appeared in Beyond Our Ken, where he was named Stanley Birkinshaw.Template:Sfn In Round the Horne he has no regular name, and appears in various capacities. He is a man with ill-fitting false teeth; his diction distorts all sibilants, and sprays saliva in all directions. Dentures often opens the show in the style of a toastmaster ("My lordsh, ladiesh and gentlemen," etc).Template:Sfn In the second series he appears as "The Great Omipaloni, the world's fastest illusionist – and also the dampest".Template:Sfn In the third series he is Buffalo Sidney Goosecreature, adversary of the Palone Ranger, and in the fourth he is Angus McSpray ("Rishe againsht the Shasshenachsh") to Williams's Bonnie Prince Charlie.Template:Sfn

Julie Coolibah

The invention of Mortimer and Cooke, Julie Coolibah (Marsden) appears in the fourth season. She is an Australian visiting London, deeply suspicious of British men ("I know you Pommies are sex mad").Template:Sfn Every time she talks to Horne she interprets his innocent remarks as sexual overtures:

Horne: Good to have you back.

Julie: What do you mean by that?

Horne: Nothing, just extending the hand of friendship.

Julie: Yeah? With what purpose in mind, might I ask?Template:Sfn

When Julie manages to find work in London she has constant difficulties coping with the men. As a bus conductress she is outraged when a passenger gives her fourpence and asks "How far can I go for that?" She tells Horne, "I cracked him with my cash-bag and put him off".Template:Sfn

Critical reception

Round the Horne is described by Foster and Furst as "one of the seminal comedies to come out of the BBC".Template:Sfn The programme continued the comedy vein of The Goon Show and provided an influential link, through I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again, to the work of the Monty Python writers and performers;Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Template:Sfn at one point Monty Python was given the working title Barry Took's Flying Circus by the BBC.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Round the Horne helped change the way the BBC dealt with broadcasting humour: "The ebullience of the ... comedy – not to mention the filth of the innuendos – swept away decades of insipid and paternalistic inhibition at the BBC", according to Richard Morrison, the chief arts correspondent of The Times.Template:Sfn

Six years after the last series was first broadcast, The Daily Mirror called Round the Horne "the last great radio show".Template:Sfn In 2002 The Spectator described it as "one of the great radio successes";Template:Sfn the following year William Cook wrote in The Guardian that the show "boasted a wonderful writing team" and "bestrode the airwaves like a colossus, reaching an audience of 15 million – the sort of ratings most current comedies can only dream about."Template:Sfn In 2005 The Sunday Times referred to it as "One of the best-loved shows of all time."Template:Sfn Punch commented that the series was probably the last comedy show on radio to have a huge following.Template:Sfn According to Took, Round the Horne was broadcast when radio was considered to be on the wane when compared to television; such was the show's popularity, many thought radio would continue to be a leading form of entertainment.Template:Sfn

Although Round the Horne attracted some adverse comments from Black, Whitehouse and others of similar views, the show was well received by the press. In 1967 The Times called it "half an hour of the purest impure entertainment", and as the third series came to an end the paper called for a Christmas special and a further series in the new year. "No-one, but no-one at all has yet presented those elegant queens, those touchily vulnerable bona-boys, those fashion fetichists so deftly, so pointedly, and, in the final accounting, so purely".Template:Sfn In 1969 the paper commented that the show was "a success with lovers of the sophisticated pun" as well as appealing to "those who like a good belly laugh", with "obvious jokes ... mixed with clever word juggling".Template:Sfn

In 1995, looking back at British radio comedy, The Guardian placed Round the Horne first in its list of the five greatest shows.Template:Sfn Template:Refn In 2019, in a poll run by Radio Times, Round the Horne was voted the third best radio show of any kind, and the best comedy.Template:Sfn Template:Refn

Legacy

Recordings

Template:Quote box Recordings of all the episodes have been issued on CD by the BBC in its "Audiobooks" publications (2002):

In 2005, to mark the 40th anniversary of the show, the BBC published a boxed set containing all episodes, on 35 CDs, with an accompanying 3-hour, 3-disc set "Round The Horne: The Complete and Utter History", written and narrated by Took: Template:Cite AV media

By 2006 over half a million copies of tapes and CDs of Round the Horne had been sold by the BBC.Template:Sfn Editions of Round the Horne are regularly broadcast on the digital radio service BBC Radio 4 Extra.Template:Sfn

Scripts

Some scripts from all four series have been published. Those printed in two different books listed below are not always identical. Some print the scripts as written and others as finally broadcast. The scripts have been published in five books:

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Series 1

Programme 1: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 4: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn
Programme 5: Took, 1989;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 7: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 12: Took, 1989Template:Sfn Template:Refn
Programme 13: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 14: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 16: Took, 1998Template:Sfn

Series 2

Programme 1: Took and Feldman, 1974;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 2: Took, 1998Template:Sfn
Programme 3: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 4: Took, 1989;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 5: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 6: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 8: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn
Programme 9: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 10: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 12: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn
Programme 13: Took, 1989;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
1966 Christmas show: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn

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Series 3

Programme 1: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 4: Took, 1989;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 6: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 7: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn
Programme 10: Took, 1989;Template:Sfn and Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 11: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn
Programme 12: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 13: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 14: Took, 1989Template:Sfn
Programme 16: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 17: Took, 1998Template:Sfn
Programme 19: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 20: Took and Feldman, 1974Template:Sfn

Series 4

Programme 4: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 5: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 8: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 12: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn
Programme 14: Took, 1998Template:Sfn
Programme 15: Took and Coward, 2000Template:Sfn

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The Bona Book of Julian and Sandy by Took and Feldman was published in 1976 and dedicated, "For David Attenborough, who ought to know better". It contains the scripts of thirteen Julian and Sandy sketches: Template:Col-begin Template:Col-2

Bona Books (from series 2, programme 2)
Bona Prods (from series 3, programme 10)
Bona Bijou Tourettes (from series 3, programme 12)
La Casserole de Bona Gourmet (from series 3, programme 15)
Bona Hunt (from series 3, programme 14)
Fabe Homes and Bona Gardens (from series 1, programme 10)
Bona Tattoos (from series 2, programme 3)

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The Ballet Bona (from series 2, programme 9)
Bona Grapplers (from series 2, programme 10)
Bona Law (from series 3, programme 2)
Bona Pets (from series 2, programme 13)
Bona Palare (from series 4, programme 13)
Bona Performers (from series 2, programme 13)

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Source: The Bona Book of Julian and Sandy.Template:Sfn

Spin off

Three weeks after the fourth series of Round the Horne finished, the first episode of Horne A'Plenty was broadcast on the ITV channel. In a sketch show format, and with Took as script editor (and later producer), this was an attempt to translate the spirit of Round the Horne to television, although with different actors supporting Horne: Graham Stark, for example, substituted for Williams and Sheila Steafel for Marsden. The first six-part series ran from 22 June to 27 July 1968, the second from 27 November to 1 January 1969.Template:Sfn

Adaptations

Round the Horne ... Revisited

A stage version, Round the Horne ... Revisited, was adapted from the original radio scripts by Brian Cooke, the last surviving writer of the series, and directed by Michael Kingsbury. It was first produced in October 2003 at the White Bear, a fringe theatre in south London,Template:Sfn and opened in the West End at The Venue, Leicester Square in January 2004, running for more than a year.Template:Sfn It featured Jonathan Rigby as Horne, Robin Sebastian as Williams, Nigel Harrison as Paddick, Kate Brown as Marsden and Charles Armstrong as Smith.Template:Sfn A scene from the show featured in the 2004 Royal Variety Performance at the London Coliseum.Template:Sfn Following the success of the London production, a second cast was assembled to tour the provinces. Stephen Critchlow played Horne, with Stephen Matthews, David Rumelle, Felicity Duncan and Oliver Beamish as Williams, Paddick, Marsden and Smith.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn The original show ran in London until December 2004, when it was replaced by a Christmas edition with an unchanged cast.Template:Sfn A third edition, Round the Horne Revisited 2, rounded off the London run from February to April 2005, and then made a provincial tour.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn

The original version of the stage play was filmed by the BBC; the television director was Nick Wood. The programme was first transmitted on BBC Four on 13 June 2004 and was repeated ten times on Four or BBC Two over the next four years.Template:Sfn

Other stage versions

In 2008 Barry Took's former wife, Lyn, and the director Richard Baron prepared a new stage adaptation, Round the Horne – Unseen and Uncut, which drew entirely on Took and Feldman material from series one to three. It toured in 2008 and 2009. The cast included, from the 2004 show, Rigby as Horne, Sebastian as Williams and Harrison as Paddick (later succeeded by David Delve), with Pertwee's characters – all omitted from the 2004 show – restored, played by Michael Shaw; Stephen Boswell played Smith.Template:Sfn Template:Sfn Unlike the 2004 production, it had a six-strong cast, augmented by a group of vocalists and musicians in the roles of the Hornblowers and the Fraser Hayes Four.Template:Sfn

In 2015, to mark 50 years since the radio series began, Apollo Theatre Company produced a stage adaptation, Round the Horne: The 50th Anniversary Tour, compiled from the original scripts and directed by Tim Astley. The cast comprised Julian Howard McDowell (Horne), Colin Elmer (Williams), Jonathan Hansler (Paddick), Eve Winters (Marsden) and Nick Wymer (Smith).Template:Sfn

Documentaries

A 45-minute BBC radio documentary, Round and Round the Horne, was broadcast on 18 September 1976. It was presented by Frank Bough and included interviews with Williams and Took.Template:Sfn A 60-minute radio documentary, Horne A' Plenty, was broadcast on 14 February 1994. It was presented by Leslie Phillips and included new interviews with Marsden and Took and archive material featuring Horne.Template:Sfn A three-hour radio special, Horne of Plenty, was broadcast on 5 March 2005 for the 40th anniversary of the show. It was presented by Jonathan James-Moore and included interviews with Ron Moody, Pertwee, Merriman's son Andy, Cooke, Lyn Took, and extracts from Williams's diary read "in character" by David Benson. The special included the first and final episodes of Beyond Our Ken and Round the Horne in their entirety.Template:Sfn

Contribution to British vocabulary

Round the Horne is cited as a source in 38 entries in The Oxford English Dictionary. Rambling Syd is quoted in the entry for "nadger": "In plural. The testicles. 'Now my dearios, I'll tether my nadgers to a grouting pole for the old grey mare is grunging in the meadow' – from a comedy monologue by the character 'Rambling Syd Rumpo' whose material is characterized by the use of nonsense words with a general air of sexual innuendo; the meaning is intentionally vague."Template:Sfn Rambling Syd's surname is also cited: "rumpo", "n. Brit. slang. = rumpy-pumpy n. Perhaps influenced by the name of 'Rambling Syd Rumpo', a character (played by Kenneth Williams) in the British radio series Round the Horne (1965–9 Template:Sic), whose songs, although largely consisting of nonsense words, often had an air of sexual innuendo."Template:Sfn

Julian and Sandy are cited among the sources for a range of palare words, including "bona" (Good, excellent; attractive),Template:Sfn "naff" (Unfashionable, vulgar; lacking in style, inept; worthless, faulty),Template:Sfn "nante" (Nothing),Template:Sfn "omee" (Man – spelled "omi" by Took and Feldman)Template:Sfn and "palone" (A young woman. Also: an effeminate man).Template:Sfn