Editing Zoidberg

{{short description|Futurama character}}
{{In-universe|date=November 2023}}
{{Infobox character
| name              = Zoidberg
| series            = [[Futurama]]
| image             = [[File:Dr John Zoidberg.png|frameless|200px]]
| gender            = Male
| species           = Decapodian
| full_name         = John A. Zoidberg
| occupation        = Staff doctor at the [[Futurama#Planet Express|Planet Express]] delivery company.
| relatives         = [[That's Lobstertainment!|Harold Zoid]] (uncle)<!-- NOTICE: The "relatives" field is NOT an arbitrary list of relatives, but rather to lead to additional commentary about related characters. Only characters with significant connection to this character should be added. Please discuss  on talk page before making an addition. -->
| voice             = [[Billy West]]
| creator           = [[Matt Groening]]<br>[[David X. Cohen]]
| designer          = Matt Groening
| first             = "[[The Series Has Landed]]" (1999)
| lbl21             = Origin
| data21            = Decapod 10
| significant_other = [[Mobius Dick (Futurama)|Candy]]<br>[[Stench and Stenchibility|Marianne]]
}}
'''Dr. Johnathan Alfred Zoidberg''', often referred to as '''John A. Zoidberg''', or simply '''Zoidberg''' is a fictional character  from the American [[animated series]] ''[[Futurama]]''. He is a Decapodian, a [[crustacean]]-like species of alien, who works as the staff [[physician|doctor]] for ''Planet Express'', despite his woeful understanding of human [[physiology]] and questionable credentials. His character sharply contrasts with the typical image of a doctor as a wealthy and respected professional. For example, Zoidberg is extremely incompetent and lives in a dumpster.

Zoidberg is voiced by [[Billy West]], who performs the character with a [[Yiddish]]-inflected accent inspired by actors [[George Jessel (actor)|George Jessel]] and [[Lou Jacobi]].<ref name=npr>{{cite news |work=[[Fresh Air]] |title=Billy West: The Many (Cartoon) Voices In His Head |url=https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128490848|publisher=[[National Public Radio]] |date=July 15, 2010 |access-date=September 5, 2010}}</ref>

==Character creation==
Zoidberg is named after an [[Apple II]] game that series writer [[David X. Cohen]] created in high school called ''Zoid'', similar to the game ''[[Qix]]''. The game was rejected by [[Broderbund]].<ref name="Wired">{{cite magazine| url=http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/12/video-games-f-1.html| title=Videogames & Futurama, Part 2: How Zoidberg Got His Name From a Game|first=Chris|last=Baker| date=December 17, 2007|access-date=March 28, 2008| magazine=[[Wired (magazine)|Wired]]}}</ref><ref name="Cohen02">{{cite video| people=Cohen, David X |date=2002|title=Futurama season 1 DVD commentary for the episode "[[The Series Has Landed]]"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref><ref name="Cohen3-8">{{cite video| people=Cohen, David X |date=2003|title=Futurama season 3 DVD commentary for the episode "[[A Taste of Freedom]]"| medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref> One of Cohen's inspirations for the character of Dr. Zoidberg was the fact that ''[[Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek]]'' character [[Leonard McCoy]], the ship's doctor, frequently administered medical treatment to aliens such as [[Spock]], so Cohen wished human characters in ''Futurama'' to be in the uneasy situation of being treated by an alien doctor.<ref name="Cohen02"/>

During the first season, jokes about Zoidberg usually focused on his poor understanding of human anatomy and the fact that all of his co-workers hate him. Despite his incompetence, he believes that he is really an expert on human anatomy, and will blithely attempt to treat human patients as he would his own species. One of his running traits is his pronunciation of the word "robot", pronouncing it {{IPAc-en|ˈ|r|oʊ|b|ə|t}} {{respell|ROH|bət}} rather than {{IPAc-en|ˈ|r|oʊ|b|ɒ|t}} {{respell|ROH|bot}}. His use of English grammar and idioms resembles the stereotypical speech of Jewish people living in the northeastern United States, and elements of [[Jewish humor]], and playful reversals on it, are a theme. As the series progressed, the writers gradually introduced themes that Zoidberg is poor, homeless, friendless, smelly, undignified, and repulsive<ref name="Cohen13">{{cite video| people=Cohen, David X |date=2002|title=Futurama season 1 DVD commentary for the episode "[[Fry and the Slurm Factory]]"|medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref>—the opposite of a stereotypical doctor, who is usually respectable, wealthy, and romantically desirable. In front of others, Zoidberg frequently pretends to be refined and successful, though this illusion is quickly dashed when pointed out. Regardless of his flaws, Zoidberg is good-natured and means well, and will help the crew when the situation calls for it.

==Biography==
Zoidberg is the [[dispensary|company doctor]] at Planet Express. Although he claims to be an expert in [[human]] [[medicine]], particularly [[internal medicine]], his knowledge of human [[anatomy]] and physiology is atrocious. He is unable to tell the difference between robots and humans (or human males and females), believes food is digested in the heart, and that humans have multiple mouths and a dorsal fin. His only knowledge of humans seems to come from [[television advertisement]]s, although his skills as a physician generally vary: in "[[Put Your Head on My Shoulders]]" he manages to successfully transplant [[Philip J. Fry|Fry's]] head onto [[Amy Wong|Amy's]] body after Fry's body incurs massive trauma in a vehicular accident, that he caused, that requires extensive repair, but in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'' he incorrectly declares Fry dead only for him to wake up a few seconds later. In ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'', he performs several limb reattachments to moderate success. It may be assumed that advances in medical technology have made limb and head reattachment a simple process, as in ''[[Bender's Big Score]]'' head reattachment is shown to be little more than applying a paste to the area and placing the head back on (a process that works even if the head is on backwards, as shown). In "[[Parasites Lost]]", he comes to the conclusion that Fry, who is frequently injured, is a [[hypochondriac]], an accusation he makes when Fry sits before Zoidberg with a pipe through his chest. He claims to be an [[medical doctor|MD]],<ref>{{cite video|date=2007|title=[[Futurama: Bender's Big Score]]|medium=DVD|publisher=20th Century Fox}}</ref> but states, unconvincingly, in "[[A Clone of My Own]]" that he lost his medical degree in a [[volcano]]. However, he later states in "[[The Duh-Vinci Code]]" that his [[PhD]] is in [[art history]] (as opposed to [[Doctor of Medicine|medicine]]).<ref>{{cite web |url=http://www.adamreisinger.com/2010/07/futurama-duh-vinci-code-reaction.html |title=You Only Blog Once: Futurama "The Duh-Vinci Code" Reaction |publisher=Adamreisinger.com |date=July 16, 2010 |access-date=December 30, 2012 |archive-date=May 15, 2012 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120515125338/http://www.adamreisinger.com/2010/07/futurama-duh-vinci-code-reaction.html |url-status=dead }}</ref> Other intimations to his dubious medical training include the episode "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]", in which he comments, "I'm no robot doctor, but this machine guy could really use a lozenge."<ref>{{cite web |url=http://fan.brokenstar.net/zoidberg/quotes.php |title=Loveable Tramp <3 the Dr. Zoidberg fanlisting |publisher=Fan.brokenstar.net |access-date=December 30, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20121105175330/http://fan.brokenstar.net/zoidberg/quotes.php |archive-date=November 5, 2012 }}</ref> Although he is shown to be incompetent at treating humans, the episode "[[The Tip of the Zoidberg]]" shows he is a competent doctor for alien species, such as the [[Yeti]]. In the episode, [[Professor Farnsworth]] says he is an expert in alien [[physiology]]. There are also frequent mentions throughout the series that he has good medical knowledge regarding his own species, for example in the episode "[[Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?]]" he talks about [[fin rot]], which is a real disease that affects fish.

Despite his career as a physician, Zoidberg is repeatedly identified as living in [[poverty]], lonely and desperate for friendship and attention. The crew are often disgusted by his foul habits, such as [[ink sac|squirting ink]] or eating from trash cans, though he is mostly oblivious to their true feelings about him, having referred to [[Hermes Conrad]] and [[Bender (Futurama)|Bender]] as friends. Dr. Zoidberg also seems outgoing and unaware of dangerous situations, for example when Roberto tries to escape the cops with a knife at Dr. Zoidberg’s throat, Roberto asks “Can’t a guy drop in on old friends?!?” To which Zoidberg replies “I’m good! And you?” Hermes seems to have the most intense dislike of Zoidberg, seeing him as even more expendable than the rest of the crew. However, when Fry reads Hermes' mind in ''[[Into the Wild Green Yonder]]'', it is revealed that Hermes sees him as "pathetic but lovable". In "[[The Six Million Dollar Mon]]", after Hermes quits Planet Express and trades his own body parts for robot parts, a depressed Zoidberg recovers the discarded parts and sews them together to create a full-fledged ventriloquist dummy of Hermes, which he later uses to transplant Hermes' brain out of his robot body and back into his original body. After Hermes thanks him and admits that they had never been friends, Zoidberg callously calls out Hermes for his treatment of him, leaving Hermes impressed with this confrontation. Zoidberg briefly becomes a hero when he saves Earth from enslavement to his own kind in "[[A Taste of Freedom]]".  Fry and Professor Farnsworth are usually the only ones to refer to Zoidberg as a friend, and in ''Bender's Big Score'', Zoidberg says of Fry, "He was the only one of you who never struck me!" during the latter's memorial. Zoidberg has ambitions to be a [[stand-up comedian]], but he is entirely unsuccessful at this endeavor. In "[[That's Lobstertainment!]]", his uncle, the [[silent film|silent hologram]] star Harold Zoid (a parody of [[Harold Lloyd]]), advises him to give up on comedy and finance a film whose script Zoid is writing.

The reason that the Professor continues to employ Zoidberg as the staff physician, despite his apparent incompetence, is revealed in the sixth-season episode, "[[The Tip of the Zoidberg]]". The Professor is under the impression that he had been infected with the fatal disease hyper-malaria, contracted during a covert quasi-military mission. The Professor had asked Zoidberg to promise to kill him when the latent disease manifested itself, and Zoidberg agreed. In that episode it is also explained that Zoidberg is, in fact, a very competent physician ''for all other species except humans''. Planet Express' main competitor, [[List of Futurama characters#Mom|Mom]], whom Zoidberg knows on a first name basis as "Carol", states that Zoidberg is "the best in the business" when it comes to alien anatomy; "at his price level". Unlike all of the other characters, Mom addresses Zoidberg with great respect and admiration. Mom tells Zoidberg that he could have been a millionaire with his own research lab if he had worked for her. Mom also asks Zoidberg why he has stayed with Farnsworth through the years; Zoidberg replied that it is because Farnsworth is his friend.

When frightened or fleeing from danger or trouble, Zoidberg makes a high-pitched whooping sound, similar to [[Curly Howard]] of [[The Three Stooges]], or squirts ink at his attacker. It is revealed in "[[The Cryonic Woman]]" that Zoidberg has always dreamed of becoming a grandmother. "A Taste of Freedom" and ''[[Futurama: Bender's Game]]'' indicate that Zoidberg harbored a childhood dream of working in [[show business]] as a comedian or song-and-dance man, but that his parents pushed him to become a doctor.

Zoidberg is depicted as being ignorant of human customs, and socially inept, to the point of inspiring great aggravation in others. In "[[Where the Buggalo Roam]]", during his stay at the ranch of [[List of Futurama characters#Amy Wong|Amy Wong's]]{{Broken anchor|date=2024-10-03|bot=User:Cewbot/log/20201008/configuration|target_link=List of Futurama characters#Amy Wong|reason=Anchor "List of Futurama characters#Amy Wong" links to a specific web page: "Amy Wong". The anchor (Amy Wong) [[Special:Diff/1249124860|has been deleted]].}} parents, he treats them as surrogate parents – to the point of calling them "Ma" and "Pa" – despite their obvious distaste for him, and abuses their hospitality until they throw him out.

Zoidberg's race, the Decapodians—from the sandy, beach-like planet Decapod 10—are [[crustacean]]s, generally [[lobster|lobster-like]] in appearance, with lobster-like claws, mouth tentacles, a hard [[exoskeleton]], a fleshy, boneless interior, a fin that appears atop their heads during mating season or extreme anger, an ink pouch, two stomachs (one saltwater and one freshwater), four hearts, [[gonopore]]s, and a complex system of internal organs, "most of which are either redundant or unnecessary." In "[[Roswell That Ends Well]]", he is not fazed when one of his hearts is removed by an alien autopsy team of human doctors, saying "Take it, take it, I have four of them!". Zoidberg has been depicted as able to consume things not considered food by humans, such as fish bones, wood, and chess pieces. Decapodians are able to [[Moulting|molt]] their shell, like a lobster, leaving behind a whole exoskeleton—a trait which Zoidberg has used to fake his own death on occasion.  In the episode "[[Bendin' in the Wind]]", Zoidberg produces [[tie-dye]] blue pearls after consuming large amounts of dirt. Zoidberg also habitually eats clothing and once, an Earth flag. Given that he refers to clothes as food and considers them a kind of delicacy, it may be that Decapodians themselves consume clothes. In "[[Möbius Dick (Futurama)|Möbius Dick]]", it is revealed that Zoidberg spontaneously grows hair in moments of extreme fright. 

Decapodians are [[semelparous]], like the [[Pacific salmon]]. At one point in all Decapodians' lives, they enter a mating phase, or "The Frenzy" as they call it, which causes them to behave in a neurotic and manic way. During this chaotic time, their behavior is dictated by the tiny brain located in their rumps. They also develop incredible super strength, their head fin comes out for mating displays, their stink glands increase production and the males become saturated with male jelly as the females become engorged with eggs. In the episode "[[Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?]]", it is indicated that once Decapodians mate, they die; Zoidberg was raised by a third figure, placed on equal footing as his biological parents.

The episode "[[Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles]]" indicates that young Decapodians progress through various larval forms, including those resembling crustaceans, [[invertebrate]], fish, coral, starfish, sea sponges, and clams, before reaching their humanoid adult forms. However, in the episode "[[A Taste of Freedom]]", a young Zoidberg is seen with his typical humanoid form.

Dr. Zoidberg is also a skilled [[theremin]] player, and is the only person ever seen in the series to be 'good' enough to receive a present from Robot Santa. He is an honorary member of the [[Harlem Globetrotters]], and a talented hand-to-claw combatant; he severs Fry's arm in an honor-duel ("Claw-Plach") and eventually fights and defeats the dangerous robot [[List of Futurama characters#Robot Mafia|Clamps]].

Dr. Zoidberg finally finds happiness in the episode "[[Stench and Stenchibility]]", when he meets and starts dating a [[Floristry|flower merchant]] named Marianne, who suffers from [[anosmia]]. He performs a "nose transplant" to give her a sense of smell, though he is afraid that once she smells him, she will immediately reject him. Serendipitously, Marianne turns out to abhor the smell of flowers, instead preferring Zoidberg's aroma. She becomes a [[waste collector]] and the two continue dating. Zoidberg had largely corrected his medical blind spot concerning human anatomy, as demonstrated by Marianne's transplant and his earlier complete re-assembling of Hermes' body from cast-off parts.

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==External links==
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