Editing Laws of infernal dynamics

{{Short description|Adage about the cursedness of the universe}}
{{Use dmy dates|date=April 2023}}
{{one source|date=July 2008}}

The '''laws of infernal dynamics''' are an [[adage]] about the cursedness of the [[universe]]. Attributed to science fiction author [[David Gerrold]], the laws are as follows:

#An object in motion will be moving in the wrong direction.
#An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
#The energy required to move an object in the correct direction, or put it in the right place, will be more than you wish to expend but not so much as to make the task impossible.

The laws are a parody on the first and second of [[Newton's laws of motion]] in the spirit of [[Murphy's law]].  Newton's first law of motion has here been split into two parts, the first two laws.  Newton's third law of motion is left unparodied, though a separate adage states that "for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

==References==
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*{{cite book
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  | first =Richard Watson
  | title =Much Ado about English: Up and Down the Bizarre Byways of a Fascinating Language
  | publisher =Lexicology
  | year =2006
  | pages =56
  | url =https://books.google.com/books?id=zb-ISQHfz70C&pg=PA56
  | isbn = 1-85788-372-1 }}
*{{cite book
  | last =Russell
  | first =Eric Frank
  | author-link =Eric Frank Russell
  | editor-last=Katze
  | editor-first=Rick 
  | title=Major Ingredients: The Selected Short Stories of Eric Frank Russell
  | publisher =NESFA Press
  | year =2000
  | pages =152–167
  | chapter=Diabologic
  | isbn = 1-886778-10-8 }}

[[Category:Adages]]