Editing Encyclopedia:Wikipediholic (section)

===Level IV===
*You start playing '''[[Wikipedia:Wiki Ladders|WikiLadders]]''' – the game where you open two random articles and try to get from the first to the second using only the links in the first and subsequent articles...
**...and then go back to try and do it again using fewer links.
* You try editing magazines.
* You try editing [[Uncyclopedia]] in an attempt to escape from Wikipedia.
** You fail miserably, and return to Wikipedia once again.
* You donate your [[Help:Buying Wikipedia|life savings to Wikipedia]].
* You skip an important date to look up references for an article on a subject you'd never even heard of before you discovered Wikipedia.
* You turn up late for work and bleary-eyed after a particularly aggressive [[wp:XfD|XfD]] (and you know what XfD means because you've looked it up already.)
* Your state/provincial/territorial/national reference librarians know you by first name.
** Your state/provincial/territorial/national reference librarians know you by first, middle, last, and nicknames.
* You add Wiki to most words in [[Real life (reality)|real life]], and have sent letters to the [[Oxford University Press]] demanding that "wiki" be added as an official prefix.
*You have conversations with your [[Wikipedia:Sock puppetry|sock puppet]] on the talk pages (this is against Wikipedia rules but don't tell your sock puppet).
*Your best friend is your [[Wikipedia:Sock puppetry|sock puppet]] (also against Wikipedia rules).
*You start falling in love with your sock puppet (actually... [[Sexual narcissism|this]] is not explicitly against Wikipedia rules... yet).