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===Leaders of the opposition=== * [[Neil Kinnock]], portrayed as a bald man in a suit spouting an endless stream of incoherent waffle. * [[William Hague]], portrayed as a squat figure (sometimes a schoolboy) with a very bulbous head like a light bulb or the [[The Mekon|Mekon]]. * [[Iain Duncan Smith]], portrayed as a blank-faced [[zombie]]. * [[Michael Howard]], portrayed as a [[vampire]] owing to comments about his apparent sinister personality by [[Conservative Party (UK)|Tory]] [[Member of Parliament (United Kingdom)|Member of Parliament]] (MP) [[Ann Widdecombe]] and his ancestors being from [[Romania]]. * [[Ed Miliband]], portrayed as a badger or panda owing to the white streak in his hair. * [[Jeremy Corbyn]], portrayed as [[Obi-Wan Kenobi]] from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' film series.<ref>{{cite news|url=https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2015/sep/29/steve-bells-if-labours-obi-wan-kenobi-corbyn-gives-a-dire-warning|title=Steve Bell's If ... Labour's Obi-Wan Kenobi Corbyn gives a dire warning|first=Steve|last=Bell|date=29 September 2015|access-date=8 July 2017|newspaper=The Guardian}}</ref>
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