Editing Encyclopedia:Wikipediholic (section)

===Level III===
*You regularly write {{tl|fact}} or {{tl|cn}} in the margin of any book you are reading.{{fact}}
*You write <code>wp:whoosh</code> instead of <code>r/whoosh</code> on reddit. 
*You get frustrated when you can't fix typos in your local news but are simultaneously glad that you can't because then it would be an unreliable source that includes [[WP:SPS|user-generated content]].
*[[When]] [[you]] [[try]] [[to]] [[explain]] [[something]][[Comma|,]] [[you]] [[have]] [[an]] [[urge]] [[to]] [[add]] [[Hyperlink#Wikis|wikilinks]] [[with]] <big>[[Quotation mark|"]][[Hyperlink#Wikis|<nowiki>[[]]</nowiki>]][[Quotation mark|"]]</big>[[Full stop|.]]
*You get anxious and even angry at reading the giant sea of [[WP:DAB]] pages on the previous bullet point.
*You get confused when you can't find the little blue edit markers on books and magazines.
*You accidentally say "Does this spot on my hat look notable?"
*You whisper "{{Fake citation needed}}" every time you say something that you don't have that much information for.
*You accidentally end your comments on other websites with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>.
**You try to end things you say in real life with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. (???)
*You begin to adhere to [[MOS:NUMERAL]] in your personal communications.
*When you close your eyes you see <code>[[WP:WIKICODE|wiki code]]</code>. ''<small>(A case of [[Tetris effect|''Tetris'' Syndrome]], personified.)</small>''
*You have dreams about an [[Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan|anthropomorphic Wikipedia]].
*<s>You [[Objectification of women|fantasize]] about an [[Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan|anthropomorphic Wikipedia]]</s> (who added this?) <small>(seriously, who did it? I want to give them an award :D)</small> (The one who posted this question is [[True Scotsman|not a true Wikipedian]]; the true one knows how to find the answer.)
*If so much as one thing you don't know comes across your mind, you bolt for the nearest computer to see if Wikipedia has a page on it.
**If it does, you drop whatever you were doing before the urge took you and edit the page obsessively, whether you know the topic or not.
**If it does not, you obsessively check every single paper encyclopedia you have and search six different search engines for information on the subject. Then you proceed to write three screens worth on the topic and create an article on it, which probably will never be seen or thought about by another being in a thousand years.
* You change your clock to match UTC rather than your own time zone because it's easier that way.
* You stylise documents similar to a Wikipedia article. [[File:The Last Leaf notes.jpg|thumb|School notes of a former Wikiholic about [[The Last Leaf]] by [[O. Henry]] stylised under the 2022 MediaWiki theme]]
* Your [[Signature|official signature]] in real life is <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>.
*You started formatting section headers with "==...==" in your <s>second life</s> real life work documents, and your boss started suspecting something...