Editing Goodbye, Columbus (section)

==Short stories==

==="The Conversion of the Jews"===
This short story, which first appeared in ''The Paris Review'' (issue 18, Spring 1958) — deals with the themes of questioning religion and being violent to one another because of it.{{citation needed|date=August 2020}}

Ozzie Freedman, a Jewish-American boy about thirteen years old, confronts his [[Hebrew school]] teacher, Rabbi Binder, with challenging questions: especially, whether it is possible that God gave the [[Blessed Virgin Mary|Virgin Mary]] a child without having intercourse. Rabbi Binder interprets Ozzie's question about the virgin birth as impertinent, though Ozzie sincerely wishes to better understand God and his faith.  When Ozzie continues to ask challenging questions, Binder slaps him on the face, accidentally bloodying Ozzie's nose. Ozzie calls Binder a bastard and, without thinking, runs to the roof of the synagogue. Once there, Ozzie threatens to jump.

The rabbi and pupils go out to watch Ozzie from the pavement and try to convince him not to leap.  Ozzie's mother arrives. Ozzie threatens to jump unless they all bow on their knees in the Christian tradition and admit that God can make a virgin birth, and furthermore, that they believe in [[Jesus Christ]]; he then admonishes all those present that they should never "hit anyone about God". He finally ends by jumping off the roof onto a glowing yellow net held by firemen.

==="Defender of the Faith"===
The story—originally published in ''[[The New Yorker]]'' on March 7, 1959 ([https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1959/03/14/defender-of-the-faith online]) — deals with a Jewish American army sergeant who resists the attempted manipulation of a fellow Jew to exploit their mutual ethnicity to receive special favours. The story caused consternation among Jewish readers and religious groups, as recounted in chapter five of Roth's 1988 memoir ''[[The Facts: A Novelist's Autobiography]]''.<ref>Philip Roth, ''The Facts: A Novelist's Autobiography'', New York: Farrar Straus & Giroux, 1988.</ref>

==="Epstein"===
The title character goes through a crisis, feeling at age fifty-nine that by accepting the responsibilities of business, marriage, and parenthood, he has missed out on life, and starts an affair with another woman. His wife believes he has [[syphilis]] so she wants a divorce, then he has a heart attack.

==="You Can't Tell a Man by the Song He Sings"===
An unnamed narrator recalls the events surrounding his meeting with Alberto Pelagutti, a troublemaker, in high school.

==="Eli, the Fanatic"===
The assimilated Jews of a small community express fear that their peaceful coexistence with the Gentiles will be disturbed by the establishment of an Orthodox [[yeshiva]] in their neighborhood. Lawyer Eli tries to calm things down, his wife is about to give birth and Eli is suspected to be having a nervous breakdown.