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==Examples== Bentley's first clerihew, published in 1905, was written about Sir [[Humphry Davy]]:<ref name=First/> {{poemquote|Sir Humphry Davy Abominated gravy. He lived in the odium Of having discovered [[sodium]].}} The original poem had the second line "Was not fond of gravy";<ref name=First/> but the published version has "Abominated gravy". Other clerihews by Bentley include:<ref>{{cite book|editor-last=Freeman|editor-first=Morton S. |year=1997|title=A New Dictionary of Eponyms|url=https://archive.org/details/newdictionaryepo00free|url-access=limited|page=[https://archive.org/details/newdictionaryepo00free/page/n62 50]|publisher=Oxford University Press|isbn=0-19-509354-2}}</ref><ref>''Biography for Beginners''. {{cite book|editor-last=Swainson|editor-first=Bill |year=2000|title=Encarta Book of Quotations|pages=[https://archive.org/details/encartabookofquo00swai/page/642 642β43]|publisher=Macmillan|isbn=0-312-23000-1|url=https://archive.org/details/encartabookofquo00swai/page/642}}</ref> {{poemquote|[[George III of the United Kingdom|George the Third]] Ought never to have occurred. One can only wonder At so grotesque a blunder.}} and {{poemquote|[[John Stuart Mill]], By a mighty effort of will, Overcame his natural [[wiktionary:bonhomie|bonhomie]] And wrote ''[[Principles of Political Economy]]''.}} W. H. Auden's ''[[Academic Graffiti]]'' (1971) includes: {{poemquote|Sir [[Henry Rider Haggard]] Was completely staggered When his bride-to-be Announced, "I am [[She (novel)|She]]!"}} Satirical magazine ''[[Private Eye]]'' noted Auden's work and responded: {{poemquote|W. H. Auden Suffers from acute boredom But for his readers he's got some merry news He's written a collection of rather bad clerihews.}} A second stanza aimed a jibe at Auden's publisher, [[Faber and Faber]]. [[Alan Turing]], one of the founders of computing, was the subject of a clerihew written by the pupils of his ''alma mater'', [[Sherborne School]] in England:<ref>{{cite book|last=Hodges|first=Andrew|author-link=Andrew Hodges|year=1983|title=Alan Turing: The Enigma|title-link=Alan Turing: The Enigma|page=[https://archive.org/details/alanturing00andr/page/94 94]|publisher=Touchstone|isbn=0-671-52809-2}}</ref> {{poemquote|Turing Must have been alluring To get made a don So early on.}} A clerihew appreciated by chemists is cited in ''Dark Sun'' by [[Richard Rhodes]], and regards the inventor of the thermos bottle (or [[Dewar flask]]): {{poemquote|[[Sir James Dewar]] Is a better man than you are None of you asses Can liquefy gases.}} The version in ''Biography for Beginners'' says "condense" rather than "liquefy". ''Dark Sun'' also features a clerihew about the German-British physicist and [[Soviet]] nuclear spy [[Klaus Fuchs]]:<ref name="Rhodes 1995">{{Cite Q | Q105755363 | last1 = Rhodes | first1 = Richard | author-link1 = Richard Rhodes | df = dmy-all | via = [[Internet Archive]] }}</ref>{{rp|pages=[https://archive.org/details/darksunmakinghyd00rhod/page/n52 57], 488}} {{poemquote|Fuchs Looks Like an ascetic Theoretic}} In 1983, ''[[Games (magazine)|Games]]'' magazine ran a contest titled "Do You Clerihew?" The winning entry was: {{poemquote|Did [[Descartes]] Depart With the thought "[[Cogito ergo sum|Therefore I'm not]]"?}}
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