Editing Bruces' Philosophers Song (section)

==The philosophers==
[[File:Heidegger 4 (1960) cropped.jpg|180px|thumb|Heidegger in 1960]]
[[File:John Stuart Mill by London Stereoscopic Company, c1870.jpg|180px|thumb|Mill in about 1870]]
All the philosophers whom the song mentions were dead by the time it appeared, apart from [[Martin Heidegger]].

Philosophers mentioned in the song (in order):

#[[Immanuel Kant]] (a real pissant who was very rarely stable)
#[[Martin Heidegger]] (a boozy beggar who could think you under the table) 
#[[David Hume]] (able to out-consume G. W. F. Hegel)
#[[Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel]] (out-consumed by Hume)
#[[Arthur Schopenhauer]] (in some versions also out-consumed by Hume) 
#[[Ludwig Wittgenstein]] (a beery swine who was just as "sloshed", i.e. drunk, as Schlegel)
#[[Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel]] and/or [[August Wilhelm Schlegel]] (Wittgenstein is alleged be just as sloshed as either of them)
#[[Friedrich Nietzsche]] (particularly knowledgeable about "the raising of the wrist") 
#[[Socrates]] (mentioned twice in each refrain: permanently "pissed", i.e. drunk)
#[[John Stuart Mill]] (particularly ill after half a pint of shandy)<ref>{{Cite web |date=2006-05-17 |title=Radio pick of the day |url=http://www.theguardian.com/media/2006/may/17/tvandradio.radio |access-date=2022-04-20 |website=the Guardian |language=en}}</ref>
#[[Plato]] (said to regularly consume half a crate of whiskey daily) 
#[[Aristotle]] (a bugger for the bottle) 
#[[Thomas Hobbes]] (fond of his dram) 
#[[René Descartes]] (a drunken fart; drinks, therefore he is)
#[[Socrates]] (second mention) (particularly missed, noted as both a lovely little thinker, but a bugger when pissed)