Editing J. R. "Bob" Dobbs (section)

==Connie Dobbs==
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Constance "Connie" Marsh Dobbs, the wife of "Bob", has become nearly as legendary in SubGenius circles as "Bob". Although "Bob" has been married to other women, spirits, deities, and inanimate objects, Connie is described in the SubGenius documentary ''Arise!'' as "his first, and ''still'' his primary wife." Connie, an actress and model who formed the Home for Slackless Children,<ref name=apocryphon /> is the patron of SubGenius women, and she is seen as a vision of true liberation for women. She refuses to submit to anyone (especially "Bob"). She is just as free-wheeling and promiscuous as her husband, although she has a more level head on her shoulders when it comes to domestic issues.<ref name="connie_scifi">{{cite web |url=https://scifi.radio/2022/06/30/church-of-the-subgenius-happy-100th-birthday-connie-dobbs/ |title=Church of the SubGenius: Happy 100th Birthday Connie Dobbs! |last=Loveshade |first=Alden |date=30 June 2022 |website=scifi.radio |publisher= SciFi Radio |access-date=7 December 2023 |quote=}}</ref>

Connie has been described as the "brains" of the couple who wrote at a 4th grade level when in 1st grade and let "Bob" copy her homework when they were children.<ref name="connie_secret_diary">{{cite web |url=https://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/women/X0002_connie.txt.html |title=Excerpts from the Diary of Constance "Connie" Marsh Dobbs |last=Star |first=Tarla |website=subgenius.com |publisher=SubGenius Foundation |access-date=6 December 2023 |quote=}}</ref> She is also said to be a shapeshifter<ref>{{cite web |url=https://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/faqs2/X0020_Who_is_Connie.html |title=Who is Connie?!? |last=Modemac |first=E.W. |date=11 July 2001 |website=subgenius.com |publisher=SubGenius Foundation |access-date=7 December 2023 |quote=}}</ref> who celebrated her 100th birthday, and sang, danced, and spoke, at a gathering in 2022.<ref name="connie_scifi" />