Editing Hank Hill (section)

==Character biography==

===Early life and family===
Hank Hill was born at [[Yankee Stadium (1923)|Yankee Stadium]] in [[The Bronx, New York]].<ref name=koths5e10 />  According to the episode "Yankee Hankie," Hank proudly believed he was born in Texas to [[Tilly Hill|Tilly Mae Hill]] and [[Cotton Hill|Cotton Lyndal Hill]] but finds (to his disgust and horror) that he was actually born in [[New York City]]. His mother told him she gave birth to Hank in the women's restroom at Yankee Stadium during Cotton's failed attempt to [[Assassination attempts on Fidel Castro|assassinate Fidel Castro]] during a rare American visit. [[Fidel Castro]] visited New York City on April 15, implying that April 15 is Hank's birthday. After referring to himself as a native Texan for forty years, he was sad to learn he was born in New York, but over time, accepted his heritage when he realized that many of the [[Alamo]] heroes were not from Texas, either. Hank, who previously thought he was an only child, finds out he has a Japanese half brother named Junichiro in the episode "Returning Japanese". This is due to an affair Cotton Hill had with his Japanese nurse while recovering from leg injuries in [[post-World War II]] Japan. Also, in the episode "[[Hank Gets Dusted]]", Hank is shown to be the cousin of [[ZZ Top]] bassist and vocalist [[Dusty Hill]].

Hank is an [[Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts of America)|Eagle Scout]].<ref>Season 6, episode 11, Unfortunate Son  Cotton Hill "The only uniform he ever wore was the boy scouts" Hank " I made it to Eagle Scout...."</ref> Hank is set in his ways and afraid of taking risks, but generally a good person. Although he is traditionally conservative in his attitude, in how he dislikes change and novel situations, he can adapt to them quite well, quickly mastering unfamiliar social milieus. He can be pushed too far on occasion, usually by his son, [[Bobby Hill (King of the Hill)|Bobby]], and neighbors [[Bill Dauterive (King of the Hill)|Bill Dauterive]], [[Dale Gribble]], and, (to a lesser extent) [[Boomhauer]].
Most openings of ''King of the Hill'' start with Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer all agreeing to something before the action kicks in, drinking from Alamo branded beer cans. A running joke throughout the series is an angry Hank yelling "I'm gonna kick your ass!" This is just a threat; he rarely, if ever, harms anyone, though he has literally kicked at least two people in the posterior out of anger (an acupuncturist in "Hank's Unmentionable Problem" and Jimmy Wichard in "Life in the Fast Lane: Bobby's Saga"). Hank's honesty and naivety often get him in unpredictable and troublesome situations. Ultimately, Hank cares for the people around him, particularly his family and friends and is always out to do what is right. One characteristic that Hank shows is when he lies to someone, he turns his head or looks around the room.

===Working life===
Hank is a known workaholic and workplace overachiever who sells "[[propane]] and [[propane accessories]]" as an assistant manager at the fictional [[Strickland Propane]], a local propane dealership. He refuses to miss a day or take time off for anything, including sickness or injury, which occasionally frustrates his boss, [[Buck Strickland]]. Examples of this devotion to work are seen in "Little Horrors of Shop," where Hank admits to taking the day off for Bobby's birth despite not being sick (and voluntarily coming in that Saturday to make up for it); in that same episode, he shows great discomfort at taking a mandatory two-week vacation (fearing that he might be "found dead, not working") and struggles to fill his time off with other activities. In "Hank and the Great Glass Elevator," he refuses to leave work 10 minutes early on a Friday, instead sitting patiently at his desk until exactly 5:00 despite having no work to do. In "Hank's Back", he refused to go on Worker's Compensation after injuring his back on the job, despite repeated attempts at suggesting too much work will make him sloppy. Despite this hypervigilant work ethic, in "Hank Gets Dusted" he does imply he would have taken bereavement leave when his hero [[Tom Landry]] died, expressing dismay that he went into work anyway because he believed his cousin Dusty Hill was simply making up the news as a practical joke. When Hank gets a phone call in the middle of the night, he often immediately starts with the Strickland slogan, "Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat", showing his dedication to his work. Hank also has a habit of announcing himself as "Hank Hill, Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane", even in situations where it has nothing to do with his work such as when called on to give a speech as Patch Boomhauer's best man at his wedding rehearsal dinner. Hank's family is well aware of his devotion to propane; he refers to the gas as 'sweet lady propane', acknowledging that he and his wife Peggy have an agreement on the matter. Peggy herself has referred to herself as a 'propane wife'.

He was briefly promoted to manager when Buck's wife/ex-wife (affectionately referred to as "Miz Liz") temporarily took over Strickland Propane. Hank was also briefly promoted to manager by Buck Strickland while helping Buck rebuild a house for [[Habitat for Humanity]] as part of Buck's community service after a [[drunk driving]] conviction, before being demoted again after he blurted out "I love you" to Buck. Unlike Buck and his business enemy, Milton Farnsworth "M.F." Thatherton, Hank believes that selling propane through honesty and hard work is what life is all about. Hank won the Propane Salesman of the Year Award for three years, as well as the prestigious Blue Flame of Valor Award. His greatest attribute is his reliability. Another trait of Hank appears to be customer loyalty and customer satisfaction. While appearing to suffer a sales slump during the month-long "Grill Stravaganza" sale, he remained confident his sales would come in at the end of the month, trusting his tried and true method of giving customers pamphlets and simply telling them to return if and only if they're "ready." Despite this, he managed to sell more propane than anyone else at Strickland in a single day by simply giving one customer that pamphlet; he later sold that single customer 500 units, and in doing so won the sales for the Grill Stravaganza. Strickland has referred to Hank as his [[golden goose]]. This virtue was tested when he threatened to quit rather than continue working at a carwash (which Buck and [[Kahn Souphanousinphone|Kahn]] bought stake in) and continue to take verbal abuse. He also threatened to quit unless Buck fired a new employee who was making crude jokes and sexual innuendo (eventually in frustration, Hank actually dragged the new employee into the washroom and washed his mouth out with soap). Hank's work ethic extends past his occupation. He is a noted DIY enthusiast. The meticulous detail to which he maintains his home was reflected when he opted to submit it for Parade of Homes.

Hank looks up to Buck, who calls Hank "Ol' Top".  And Hank keeps a somewhat idyllic picture of Buck, even though he recognizes his boss's many shortcomings (excessive gambling, alcoholism, womanizing, and a general lack of principles). Hank must frequently clean up his boss's unsavory "situations":  bailing him out of jail, facilitating his vices, and performing suspicious errands. In one episode he went as far as covering up Strickland's illegal [[price fixing]] agreement with the other local propane providers to keep him from being arrested. Hank also seems to think that being a propane salesperson is the best job there is (and wants his son, Bobby Hill, to follow his footsteps and start a propane business of his own). Hank loves his job very much, but throughout the series always makes a big deal out of it when his closest friends and even family find his occupation boring and somewhat useless and even find his obsession with propane odd. In the episode "[[A Fire Fighting We Will Go]]," Bobby questions Hank about his new job as a volunteer firefighter, in which Bobby says he is surprised because Hank always seems to exaggerate and make a big deal about being a propane salesperson.

===Personal life===
In the first episode of the series, his wife [[Peggy Hill]] prompts Hank to tell their son that he loves him. After he finally manages to do so, Bobby says that he thought of himself as a "big disappointment," which Hank immediately rejects, earnestly declaring that Bobby is the one thing in town that has never disappointed him. Although Hank is often confused and irritated by Bobby's eccentricities, he clearly loves his son, even though he is uncomfortable in saying it to his face. He even feigns an interest in Bobby's passions such as [[prop comedy]] and [[theatre]]. Hank is relieved when his Laotian-American neighbor [[Kahn Souphanousinphone]] tells him that he caught Bobby and [[Connie Souphanousinphone|Connie]] taking their clothes off since, up until that time, Hank was uncertain of Bobby's interest in girls. From his eccentricities, Hank often says of Bobby, "That boy ain't right. I tell you what.”

Hank suffers from a fictional [[Genetics|genetic]] disorder called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome (DGS). His essentially non-existent [[buttocks]] provide insufficient cushioning when he sits, causing him great discomfort and eventually forcing him to wear an "ortho-gluteal" [[prosthesis]]. A [[running gag]] throughout the series is that Hank and Peggy would have more kids if not for Hank's [[narrow urethra]], a topic Hank is sensitive about and often becomes annoyed about if brought up to people outside the immediate family.

Hank was on the high school [[American football|football]] team (as were Bill, Boomhauer, and team towel manager, Dale). He was a [[running back]] and led the league in rushing (his record remains unbroken). He had a promising career until he snapped his ankle in the state championship (although this cost Arlen the game, he is still celebrated for "taking them to State"). This incident exacerbated Hank's already-restrained emotionalism, as he saw it as punishment from God for doing a celebratory dance after scoring a [[touchdown]] earlier during the game. After graduating from high school, he went on to work as a salesman at Jeans West, a clothing retailer, until Buck found that he was a good salesman and hired him at Strickland Propane, where he taught Hank everything about propane and propane accessories. According to his neighbor Dale, he also had a brief stint as a tractor salesman.

Although his career in propane is later shown to have started with a chance meeting with Buck Strickland, in episode "Order of the Straight Arrow", a flashback to 1965 shows younger Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer on a scouting trip, talking about what they're going to do when they grow up. Hank says, "I'm going to sell propane and propane accessories... if my grades are good enough," which is confusing since he met Buck at Jeans West, although it can be explained if Hank mistakenly puts in his adult passion for propane into memories from his childhood, or it may have been possible that Hank had to work at Jeans West due to a tight job market and his goal of working in propane was finally realized with the sale to Buck. This same episode reveals that boys entering the [[Order of the Arrow|Order]] are 12 years old, which would give Hank a birth date of sometime in 1953. In the second-season episode, "Hank's Dirty Laundry," Hank himself states his birth year as 1953.

Hank drives a red [[Ford Super Duty]], which replaced his original truck, a red SuperCab [[Ford Ranger (North America)|Ford Ranger]] (1983 or 1993 model depends on the episodes) after it was destroyed by a train, despite trying to make it last as long as mechanically possible. Both trucks have [[manual transmission]]s while the Ranger carries a bed mounted [[toolbox]] for times when Hank takes his truck out on Strickland-related business. He gives great love and affection to his lawn and his [[bloodhound]], Ladybird. In one episode, Peggy is bitter for throwing a special birthday party for Ladybird but not for herself, where it is implied in some episodes she believes Hank spends more time with Ladybird and being house proud than he does with her, as suggested in another episode where he mourns over his sub-par lawn compared to his neighbors, remarking. "I put so much work into this, my sweat, blood, tears, all the tender feelings I've kept from my family."

Hank's idol is [[outlaw country]] singer [[Willie Nelson]] (despite multiple differences between the personalities and lifestyles of the two), and he also plays a [[Guild Guitar Company|1963 Guild Solid Top]] [[acoustic guitar]] named Betsy in his Bluegrass band. Hank is a fan of [[Country music|Country]] and [[Bluegrass music]]. Occasionally, he will listen to [[Southern rock]] music and in one episode, remarks that he likes "this [[Gheorghe Zamfir|Zamfir]] fellow," even believing that his music was better than [[the Beatles]]. He considers his cousin [[Dusty Hill|Dusty]]'s band [[ZZ Top]] to be a family shame. Another episode shows that Hank and his friends seem to like the song "Teddy Bear" by [[Red Sovine]]. In another, he had also shown approval towards [[Doo-wop]]. He also appears to have a soft spot for [[Foreigner (band)|Foreigner]], as on [[Luanne Platter|Luanne's]] 21st birthday he put "[[I Want to Know What Love Is]]" on the jukebox six times in a row. Hank seems to dislike [[Christian Rock]] music, as in "Reborn To Be Wild", Hank told Bobby's youth group leader, "You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock & roll worse". He took a slight interest in [[boyband]] music namely due to their lack of explicit lyrics compared to obscenity-filled rap and failing to understand the demographic the music was meant for.

Hank is 6'2", as shown on his driver's license.