Editing Dale Gribble (section)

==Portrayal==
Hardwick has described Dale as fancying himself as a [[William S. Burroughs]], a [[Hunter S. Thompson]] or a [[Jack Nicholson]] type who thinks he knows all the angles. He believes most tabloid stories and urban legends, distrusting virtually every authority figure.

Dale enjoys drinking beer with [[Hank Hill]], Bill, and [[Boomhauer]]. He has other unhealthy habits such as chain-smoking cigarettes (a habit he has maintained since third grade) and drinking [[Mountain Dew]]. He has a paranoid nature, which extends to his home and family. He has coded scenarios should he ever come under threat (no matter how absurd or unlikely). His own home is rigged with various extensive security and surveillance features. Yet for all his documentation of goings-on, he never deduces that his wife, [[Nancy Gribble]], had an affair with [[John Redcorn]] for nearly fifteen years, and that his son, [[Joseph Gribble]] (who strongly resembles Redcorn), is not his biological son, but rather Redcorn's biological son through the aforementioned affair. Nancy has a full-time job and pays most of the family's bills, while Dale cooks and cleans. He is seen to be a musician in some episodes.

Dale was in the same grade as Hank in school (and Hank was born in 1953). He is almost never seen without his signature [[Mack Trucks|Mack]] cap (under which he is balding) and prescription eyeglasses with sunglass lenses on a hinge except on rare occasions where he is forced to remove them. He has a slightly raspy voice. Amongst other trademark quirks and phrases, he utters "G'h!" when he is startled or learns something that feeds into his paranoid nature.

Dale has a conspiratorial knowledge of the workings of the U.S. government, the [[legal system]], and bureaucracy. He uses this knowledge to assist his friends but has a habit of horribly misconstruing information. Dale is occasionally depicted attempting to construct a guard tower in his front yard. His obsession with conspiracy theories can sometimes cause him to be very selfish or double-cross his friends, although in the end he usually reconciles with them. His schemes also tend to run out of steam or collapse.

While Dale is boastful and often outgoing in his schemes, he invariably turns into a coward at the slightest sight of trouble, being quick to give up his accomplices. He typically thinks his misfortunes are malicious attacks upon him. He expresses contempt for Hank's wife, [[Peggy Hill]], who often tries to help him; when the two are occasionally forced to cooperate, they do so well.

Dale runs his own [[Pest control|extermination]] business, Dale's Dead-Bug, for which he drives a white [[Dodge Caravan]] nicknamed "the Bug-ebago", which has a large plastic [[queen ant]] figure on the roof. He is not above resorting to explosives to deal with pesky targets.