Editing User Friendly (section)

==== Stef Murky ====
Stef is the strip's Corporate Sales Manager.  He runs most of the marketing efforts within the firm, often selling things before they exist. He is a stereotypical marketer, with an enormous ego and a condescending attitude toward the techies; they detest him and frequently retaliate with pranks. He sucks at ''[[Quake (video game)|Quake]]'', even once managing to die at the startup screen in ''[[Quake III Arena]]'';<ref group="#">{{Citation|last=Frazer|first=JD ‘Illiad’|title=User Friendly|date=March 17, 2000|url=http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000317|type=cartoon|author-link=J. D. Frazer|access-date=February 25, 2008|archive-date=July 11, 2002|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20020711114203/http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000317|url-status=dead}}.</ref> in addition, he manages to die by falling into lava in any game that contains it, including games where it is normally impossible to step in said lava.<ref group="#">{{Citation|last=Frazer|first=JD ‘Illiad’|title=User Friendly|date=October 14, 2006|url=http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20061014|type=cartoon|author-link=J. D. Frazer|access-date=November 13, 2008|archive-date=May 5, 2019|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20190505190019/http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20061014|url-status=dead}}.</ref> Although he admires [[Microsoft]] and frequently defends their marketing tactics, infuriating the techies, he has a real problem with Microsoft salesmen, probably because they make much more money than he does. His attitude towards women is decidedly chauvinist; he lusts after Miranda who will not have anything to do with him. Stef is definitely [[wiktionary:gormless|gormless]], as demonstrated on January 14, 2005.<ref group="#">{{Citation|last=Frazer|first=JD ‘Illiad’|title=User Friendly|date=2005-01-14|url=http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050114|type=UserFriendly|contribution=Strip Comments|author-link=J. D. Frazer}}.</ref>