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==Recurring sketches and characters==

===Sketches===
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Frequently recurring ''Laugh-In'' sketches included:
*"'''Cocktail Party'''"; a live to tape segment consisting of all cast members and occasional surprise celebrities dancing before a 1960s "mod" party backdrop, delivering one- and two-line jokes interspersed with a few bars of dance music. (This was similar in format to the "Word Dance" segments of ''[[A Thurber Carnival]]'', and would later be imitated on ''[[The Muppet Show]]''.)
*"'''Mod, Mod World'''"; a group of sketches introduced by Rowan and Martin that fit into an announced theme. This segment is notable for being interspersed with film clips of some of the female cast members ([[Judy Carne]], [[Ruth Buzzi]], [[Goldie Hawn]], [[Chelsea Brown]], and others<ref name="youtube/OIQiOxRkzBw">{{cite web |author1=Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In |author1-link=Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In |title=Eve Arden On Laugh-In |url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIQiOxRkzBw |website=[[YouTube]] |access-date=26 November 2024 |date=6 March 2024}}</ref>) performing go-go dancing in bikinis to the segment's burlesque-inspired theme, with the camera periodically zooming into puns, jokes and images that had been painted onto their bodies. The segment also usually included an additional musical number based on the topic, performed by cast members at the beginning and end of the segment, as well as in short bridges between sketches. 
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*"'''Sock it to me'''"; Judy Carne was often tricked into saying the phrase ("It may be [[rice wine]] to you, but it's [[sake]] to me!"), which invariably results in her (or other cast members) falling through a trap door, being doused with water, or playfully assaulted in various other manners.  The phrase was also uttered by many of the cameo guest stars, [[#Memorable moments|most notably Richard Nixon]], though they were almost never subjected to the same treatment as Carne. The phrase was "retired" after Carne left the series. In the last season where Alan Sues was a regular, he would be the one who got water thrown on him after a ticking alarm clock went off.
*"'''The Farkel Family'''", a couple with numerous children, all of whom wore round glasses, had bright red hair and large freckles - strikingly similar to their "good friend and trusted neighbor" Ferd Berfel (Dick Martin). The sketch employed diversion humor, the writing paying more attention to the lines said by each player, using [[Alliteration|alliterative]] tongue-twisters ("That's a fine-looking Farkel flinger you found there, Frank"). Dan Rowan played father Frank Farkel the Third, Jo Anne Worley, Barbara Sharma, and Patti Deutsch played his wife Fanny Farkel, Goldie Hawn played Sparkle Farkel, and Arte Johnson played Frank Farkel the Fourth. Ruth Buzzi played Flicker Farkel, who wore a frilly dress and would contort herself and roll on the floor and loudly say "HIIIIII!" in a very high-pitched voice. Two of the children were twins named [[Simon & Garfunkel|Simon and Gar Farkel]], played by cast members of different races (Teresa Graves and Pamela Rodgers in the third season; Johnny Brown and Dennis Allen in the fourth). By the final season the Farkel offspring had dwindled to only two children, played by Ruth Buzzi and the puppet Lester. All of the Farkel skits were written or co-written by David Panich.
*"'''Here Comes the Judge'''". The judge, originally portrayed by British comic [[Roddy Maude-Roxby]], was a stuffy magistrate with a black robe and [[Court dress#King's Counsel|oversized judge's wig]]. Each sketch featured the judge trading barbs with a defendant brought before him. On delivery of the punchline, he would strike the defendant with an inflated bladder balloon tied to the sleeve of his robe. Guest stars [[Flip Wilson]] or [[Sammy Davis Jr.]] would introduce the sketch saying "Here come da judge!", which was a venerable catchphrase by nightclub comedian [[Pigmeat Markham]]. Surprised that his trademark had been appropriated, Markham asked producer George Schlatter to let him play the judge himself; Schlatter agreed and Markham presided for the first half of the second season. After Markham left, the sketch was briefly retired until [[Sammy Davis Jr.]] donned the judicial robe and wig during his guest appearances, making the role his own. The character was introduced as "The Right Honorable Samuel Davis, Junior" (or "Right Hon." for short). Davis introduced each sketch with a spoken verse like "If your lawyer's sleepin', better give him a nudge! Everybody look alive 'cause here come de judge!" Davis would then strut off stage chanting "Here come de judge! Here come de judge!"
*"'''Laugh-In Looks at the News'''", a parody of [[Television news|network news]]casts. It first appeared in the pilot episode in a slightly different format, meant to show how a news broadcast would run if presented as a weekly variety show.  The segment was introduced by the female cast members singing the segment's opening theme in a different costumed set piece each week, often with the help of the guest star, in a highly un-journalistic manner - with clever production numbers that had intricate choreography and amazing costume design. The sketch was originally called the Rowan and Martin Report (a take-off on the [[Huntley-Brinkley Report]], Hovis had mimicked Brinkley in the Pilot/Special). The sketch itself featured Martin reading the "News of the Present", humorously reporting on current events, which then segued into Dan reporting on "News of the Future" (20 years later), and sketches depicting the "News of the Past". "News of the Future" segments, on at least two occasions, ''correctly predicted'' future events, one being that [[Ronald Reagan]] would be president in 1988, and another that the [[Berlin Wall]] would finally come down in 1989 (''S2 E23''). This segment was influenced by the BBC's ''[[That Was the Week That Was]]'', and in turn inspired ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'s'' "[[Weekend Update]]" segments (''SNL'' creator [[Lorne Michaels]] was a ''Laugh-In'' writer early in his career). The News segments were followed by "Big Al" (Sues) and his sports report in seasons 2–5.  After Sues left the show, [[Jud Strunk]] took over the sports segment ("reporting from the sports capital of [[Farmington, Maine]]") by featuring films of oddly-named events which were actual sports films played backwards. An example is the "Cannonball Catch", featuring a backwards film of a bowling tournament where the "cannonballs" (bowling balls) are caught one-handed by the catcher (the bowler) after rolling up the alley.   
*"'''New Talent Time'''" also called "Discovery of the Week" in later seasons. It introduced oddball variety acts (sometimes characters played by regular cast members). ''Laugh-In'' writer Chris Beard (later known as Chris Bearde)  took the "New Talent" concept and later developed it into ''[[The Gong Show]]''.
:*[[Tin Pan Alley]] musician [[Tiny Tim (musician)|Tiny Tim]] – The most notable of these performances was in episode 1 and shot him  to fame. He returned in the Season 1 finale, made several guest appearances after, and was there for the series finale.
:*Actor [[Paul Gilbert (actor)|Paul Gilbert]] (adoptive father of actress [[Melissa Gilbert]]) appeared in three episodes as an inept French juggler, introduced as "Paul Jill-''bare''".
:*[[The Holy Modal Rounders]], [[List of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In episodes#Season 2 (1968–69)|14 October 1968]]
:*6'2" actress Inga Neilsen made appearances as a bugle/kazoo player who could only play one note of "Tiger Rag" and had to deal with Martin's advances. Martin, who showed mild interest in most New Talent acts, enthusiastically cheered her on despite the obvious lack of talent.
:*Ventriloquist [[Paul Winchell]] appeared three times as "Lucky Pierre", whose puppets would fall apart or die on him.
:*[[Arte Johnson]] would appear as his Pyotr Rosmenko character looking for his big American break, singing gibberish in a Russian accent.
:*[[Murray Langston]], made an appearance. He would later achieve fame as the Gong Show's "Unknown Comic".
*"'''The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award'''" sardonically recognized actual dubious achievements by public individuals or institutions, the most frequent recipients being members or branches of the government. The trophy was a gilded left hand mounted on a trophy base with its extended index finger adorned with two small wings. The award was created by Paul Keyes and [[Jack Hanrahan]], with the former credited with its name and the latter the trophy.<ref name="jwclemag7601">[https://clevelandmagazine.com/in-the-cle/the-read/articles/the-man-who-made-cleveland-a-national-joke Walders, Joe. "The Man Who Made Cleveland a National Joke," ''Cleveland Magazine'', January 1976.] Retrieved February 17, 2025.</ref>
*"'''The Wonderful World of Whoopee Award'''" was a counterpart to the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", described by Rowan as a citation "for the little man who manages to outfight or outfox the bureaucracy"; the statue was similar to the Finger of Fate, only it was a right hand (without wings on the index finger) pointing straight up, and with a hidden mechanism that, when activated, waved the finger in a circular motion.
*"'''The C.F.G. [[Automat]]'''"; a [[vending machine]] whose title was an inside joke for cast members who referred to producer Schlatter as "Crazy F***ing George". The vending machine would distribute oddball items that were a play on the name. Examples: The 'pot pie' produced a cloud of smoke when the door was opened, then the pie floated away. The 'ladyfingers' was a woman's hand reaching out and tickling Arte's face while another 'ladyfingers' door opened and picked his pocket.
*Many episodes were interspersed with a recurring, short wordless gag in which an actor repeatedly tried to accomplish some simple task like entering an elevator, opening a window or door, watering a plant, etc., which would fail each time in a different, surprising way (the object would move unexpectedly, another part of the wall or room would move, water would squirt the actor in the face from the object, etc.)
*Another recurring wordless gag involved one or more actors walking around the street in a jerky fashion (using stop-motion or low shutter speed filming) holding and turning a bare steering wheel, as if they were driving a car or actually were a car, with various sound effects to simulate honking, back-ups, collisions with each other, etc.
*From season 4 on, a variety of sketches or jokes used the word "Foon", usually as part of the name of imaginary products or persons (e.g., Foon detergent, Mr. Foonman). The names "Nern" and "Wacker"  were used similarly from Seasons 1 through 3. 
*"'''Questions From The Audience / Dick's Costumes'''"; In the sixth season, Dan Rowan would ask the audience if anybody had any questions about the show or otherwise. As he was doing so (in which nobody in the audience ever spoke up), Dick Martin would come out wearing a wacky costume which Rowan would ask about, leading to a humorous exchange on the costume's subject matter.

===Characters===
[[File:Henry Gibson 1969 (cropped version).JPG|thumb|right|[[Henry Gibson]], 1969]]
*[[Dan Rowan]], in addition to hosting, provided the "News Of The Future" and also appeared as General Bull Right, a far-right-wing representative of the military establishment and outlet for political humor.
*[[Dick Martin]], in addition to hosting would also play the drunken Leonard Swizzle, husband of an equally drunk Doris Swizzle (Ruth Buzzi); and a character always buzzing for an elevator on which the doors never closed in a normal way
*[[Gary Owens]] as an on-screen radio [[continuity announcer]], who regularly stands in an old-time radio studio (acoustic tiles, large microphone), with his hand cupped over his ear, making announcements, often with little relation to the rest of the show, such as (in an overly-dramatic voice), "Earlier that evening ..."
*[[Arte Johnson]]:
**Wolfgang, the WWII German soldier who was unaware the war was over – Wolfgang would often peer out from behind a potted palm and comment on the previous gag saying, with a thick German accent, "Verrry in-te-res-tink", sometimes with comments such as "... but ''shtupid''!" He eventually closed each show by talking to [[Lucille Ball]] and her husband [[Gary Morton]], as well as the cast of ''[[Gunsmoke]]'' — both airing opposite ''Laugh-In'' on [[CBS]]; as well as whatever was on [[American Broadcasting Company|ABC]]. Johnson later repeated the line while playing Nazi-themed supervillain [[Virman Vundabar]] on an episode of ''[[Justice League Unlimited]]''. Johnson also reprised his Wolfgang character in a series of skits for the second season of ''[[Sesame Street]]'' (1970–1971), and in 1980 for a series of small introductory skits with a plant on ''[[3-2-1 Contact]]'', during the "Growth/Decay" week.
**Tyrone F. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to satisfy the censors) was a "dirty old man" who was always after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat on a park bench he would attempt to sit right next to her, eventually forcing her to the edge of the bench. Gladys always rebuked Tyrone's advances and would clobber him multiple times with her purse until he would make a final comment about his well-being and do a slow roll off the bench. Both Tyrone and Gladys later became animated characters (voiced by Johnson and Buzzi) in "The Nitwits" segments of the 1977 Saturday morning animated television show, ''[[Baggy Pants and the Nitwits]]''.
**Pyotr Rosmenko, a Russian man, stands stiffly and nervously in an ill-fitting out-of-fashion 1940s pin-striped suit while commenting on differences between America and "the old country", such as "Here in America, is very good, everyone watch television. In old country, television watches you!" This type of joke has come to be known as the [[Russian reversal]].
**Rabbi Shankar (a pun on [[Ravi Shankar]]) was an Indian guru who dresses in a [[Nehru jacket]] dispensing pseudo[[Mysticism|mystical]] Eastern wisdom laden with bad puns. He held up two fingers in a peace sign whenever he spoke.
**An unnamed character in a yellow raincoat and hat, riding a tricycle and then falling over, was frequently used to link between sketches.  The character was portrayed by many people besides Johnson, including his brother Coslough (a writer for the show), Alan Sues, and Johnny Brown.
**The Scandinavian Storyteller – spoke gibberish, including nonsensical 'Knock Knock' jokes in the Joke Wall. No one could ever understand him. Possibly inspiration for the Muppets' Swedish Chef character.
**The Psychiatrist - a black haired, black clad doctor who often attends the ''Cocktail Party'' during season four and talks about his experiments and patients with a thick Freudian accent. 
*{{anchor|Ruth Buzzi}}[[Ruth Buzzi]]:
**Gladys Ormphby – A drab, relatively young [[spinster]], in the [[Close-up]] segments, including ''Cocktail Party'' segments, she is portrayed as desperate for males, in the Arte Johnson segments, she is the eternal target of Arte Johnson's ''Tyrone'', whom she rebukes, then attacks; when Johnson left the series, Gladys retreated into recurring daydreams, often involving marriages to historical figures, including [[Christopher Columbus]] and [[Benjamin Franklin]] (both played by Alan Sues). She typically hit people repeatedly with her purse. The character was recreated, along with Tyrone, in ''Baggy Pants and the Nitwits''. Buzzi also performed as Gladys on ''Sesame Street'' and ''[[The Dean Martin Show]]'', most notably in the Celebrity Roasts.
**Doris Swizzle – A seedy barfly, she is paired with her husband, Leonard Swizzle, played by Dick Martin.
**Kim Hither – An exceedingly friendly hooker, commonly seen in sketches or at the ''Cocktail Party'' propositioning people while leaning against a lamppost.
**Busy Buzzi – A cold and heartless old-style [[Hedda Hopper]]-type Hollywood gossip columnist.
**Kathleen Pullman – A wicked parody of [[televangelist]] [[Kathryn Kuhlman]]. This always helpful but overdramatic woman is always eager to help people. 
**Laverne Blossom - A former silent movie star<!-- https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/comedian-ruth-buzzi-poses-in-character-shots-for-the-cbs-news-photo/625071738 --> (an [[Alla Nazimova]] as Marguerite Gautier in ''[[Camille (1921 film)|Camille]]'' homage) with dark make-up around the eyes. She often attends the ''Cocktail Party'' in the later seasons. 
**Florence Lawrence - a meek wannabe secretary with giant teeth. Also attends the ''Cocktail Party'' during the back half of season four.
**Alice Capone - tells jokes during the Syndicate news segment in Season 6. Wears cotton stuffed in her mouth to resemble [[Marlon Brando]] in [[The Godfather]].
*[[Henry Gibson]]:
**The Poet held an oversized flower and nervously read offbeat poems. (His stage name was a play on the name of playwright [[Henrik Ibsen]].)
**The Parson – A character who makes ecclesiastical quips. In 1970, he officiated at a near-marriage for Tyrone and Gladys.
**Would frequently just pop up and utter the phrase "[[Marshall McLuhan]], what are you doin'?".
**Also played a cub reporter for Busy Buzzi. While she was looking for a scoop, Gibson would come in with one (usually about [[Steve McQueen]]) which Buzzi would completely garble up to sound like something out of left field.
*[[Goldie Hawn]] is best known as the giggling "[[dumb blonde]]", stumbling over her lines, especially when she introduced Dan's "News of the Future". In the earliest episodes, she recited her dialogue sensibly and in her own voice, but as the series progressed, she adopted a [[Dumb Dora]] character with a higher-pitched giggle and a vacant expression, which endeared her to viewers. Frequently did a [[Donald Duck]] voice at inappropriate times, such as when she was expected to sing or doing ballet.
[[File:Lilly Tomlin Rita Hayworth Laugh-In 1971.JPG|215px|thumb|The Tasteful Lady ([[Lily Tomlin]]) entertains [[Rita Hayworth]], 1971]]
*[[Lily Tomlin]]:
**Ernestine/Miss Tomlin – An obnoxious telephone operator, she has no concern at all for her customers and constantly mispronounced their names. Her close friend is fellow telephone operator, Phenicia; and her boyfriend, Vito. She would boast of being a high school graduate. Tomlin later performed Ernestine on ''Saturday Night Live'' and ''[[Happy New Year, America]]''. She also played the Ernestine character for a comedy album called ''This Is A Recording'' and also made guest appearances as the character on shows and TV specials, such as ''Sesame Street'', ''[[The Electric Company]]'', ''[[Free to Be... a Family]]'', and ''[[Sesame Street Stays Up Late!]]'', in the last of which [[Oscar the Grouch|Oscar]] calls the operator and harangues her into hooking him up with five of his [[List of Sesame Street Muppets|Grouch relatives]]. At the suggestion of CFG, Ernestine began dialing with her middle finger in Season 4, sometimes blatantly flipping "the bird" to the camera as a result. Censors never caught on – "we know she's doing something wrong, we just can't put our ''finger'' on it!"
**Edith Ann – A {{frac|5|1|2}}-year-old child, she ends each of her short monologs with: "And that's the truth", followed by [[blowing a raspberry]]. Tomlin performs her skits in an oversized rocking chair that makes her appear small. Tomlin later performed Edith Ann on children's shows such as ''Sesame Street'' and ''The Electric Company''.
**Mrs. Earbore (the "Tasteful Lady") – A prim society matron, Mrs. Earbore expressed quiet disapproval about a tasteless joke or remark, and then rose from her chair with her legs spread, getting doused with a bucket of water or the sound of her skirt ripping.
**Dotty – A crass and rude grocery checker who tended to annoy her customers at the store where she worked.
**Lula – A loud and boisterous woman with a Marie Antoinette hair-do who always loved a party.
**Suzie Sorority of the Silent Majority – clueless sorority college student who ended each bit with "Rah!"
**The Babbler – A character given to speaking exuberantly and at great length while digressing after every few words and never staying on one subject, producing an unbroken, incomprehensible monolog.<ref>{{cite news|title=How Lily Helps Keep 'em Laughin'|author=Bell, Joseph N.|date=November 8, 1970|work=The New York Times|page=127|issn=0362-4331}}</ref><ref>{{cite news|page=135|title=They'll Leave You Laughing — and Thinking|author=Kent, Leticia|date=March 11, 1973|work=The New York Times}}</ref>
[[File:Judy Carne Rowan Martin Laugh In 1967.JPG|thumb|215px|Rowan and Martin with [[Judy Carne]] in 1967]]
*[[Judy Carne]] had two characters known for their robotic speech and movement:
**Mrs. Robot in "Robot Theater" – A female companion to Arte Johnson's "Mr. Robot".
**The Talking Judy Doll – She is usually played with by Arte Johnson, who never heeded her warning: "Touch my little body, and I hit you!"
**[[#Sock it to me|The Sock-It-To-Me Girl]] in which she would usually end up being splashed with water and/or falling through a trap door and/or getting conked on the head by a large club or mallet and/or knocked out by a boxing glove on a spring.
*[[Jo Anne Worley]] sometimes sings off-the-wall songs using her [[Belting (music)|loud operatic voice]] or displaying an advanced state of pregnancy, but is better remembered for her mock outrage at "chicken jokes" and her melodic outcry of "Bo-ring!". At the cocktail parties, she would talk about her never-seen married boyfriend/lover "Boris" (who, according to her in a Season 3 episode, was finally found out by his wife).
*[[Alan Sues]]:
**Big Al – A clueless and fey sports anchor, he loves ringing his "Featurette" bell, which he calls his "tinkle".
** He would dress in drag as his former co-star, Jo Anne Worley, including skits where he appeared as a "fairy godmother". imitating Worley's boisterous laugh and offering help or advice to a Cinderella-type character in a conversation full of double entendres.
**Uncle Al, the Kiddies' Pal – A short-tempered host of a children's show, he usually goes on the air with a hangover: "Oh, kiddies, Uncle Al had a lot of medicine last night." Whenever he got really agitated, he would yell to "Get Miss Twinkle on the phone!"
**Grabowski – a benchwarmer football player obviously not cut out for the sport. Example lines included "He pushed me! He pushed me!... they ''all'' pushed me!" and "No, you can't wear your ballet slippers on the field, Grabowski!"
**Boomer – A self-absorbed "jock" bragging about his athletic exploits.
**[[Ambiguously gay]] saloon patron – while Dan and Dick ordered whiskey, he would saunter up to the bar and ask for a fruit punch or frozen daiquiri.
**In the last season where he was a regular, he would be the one who got water thrown on him after a ticking alarm clock went off (replacing Judy Carne as the one who always got drenched). 
*Pamela Rodgers – "Your man in Washington"; she would give 'reports' from the Capitol that were usually double entendres to give the impression that the Congressmen were fooling around with her.
*[[Jeremy Lloyd]] – scrunched himself into an ultra-short character a la [[Toulouse-Lautrec]].
*[[Dennis Allen (TV comedian)|Dennis Allen]]:
**Lt. Peaches of the Fuzz – a stumble-bum police officer.
**Chaplain Bud Homily – a droll clergyman who often falls victim to his own sermons.
**Eric Clarified (a play on news commentator [[Eric Sevareid]]) – a correspondent for ''Laugh-In Looks at the News'' who further muddles up obfuscatory government statements he has been asked to clarify. Rowan would often throw to another correspondent (played by Sues) to analyze Eric Clarified's statements in turn. 
*[[Barbara Sharma]]:
**The Burbank Meter Maid – a dancing [[meter maid]] who tickets anything from trees to baby carriages. 
**An aspiring actress who often plays foil in cocktail-party segments to another "high-society" character (Tomlin).
**In season four, a [[Ruby Keeler]]-esque dancer (and arch-nemesis of Johnson's Wolfgang) who often praises Vice President [[Spiro Agnew]].
*[[Johnny Brown (actor)|Johnny Brown]] lent his impersonations of [[Ed Sullivan]], [[Alfred Hitchcock]], [[Ralph Kramden]] and the Kingfish from ''[[Amos 'n' Andy]]''.
*[[Ann Elder]] as Pauline Rhetoric (a play on NBC reporter [[Pauline Frederick (journalist)|Pauline Frederick]]), the chief interviewer for the ''Laugh-In News'' segments.
*[[Moosie Drier]] and Todd Bass – Drier did the "kids news for kids" segment of the Laugh-In news. Bass teamed with Drier in Season 6 to read letters from a treehouse
*[[Larry Hovis]] – the Senator, the Texan, [[David Brinkley]], [[Father Time]]
*[[Richard Dawson]] – [[W.C. Fields]], [[Groucho Marx]], Hawkins the Butler, who always started his piece by asking "Permission to ...?" and proceeded to fall over.
*[[Roddy Maude-Roxby]], [[Pigmeat Markham]] – Here Come Da Judge (Roxby for Season 1, Markham for Season 2)
*[[Dave Madden]] – would always throw confetti after "a naughty thought", usually a punch line that was a [[double-entendre]]. Once while kissing Carne, confetti erupted around him.
*[[Jud Strunk]] – sports news segment ("reporting from the sports capital of [[Farmington, Maine]]"), Vidal Bassoon (play on [[Vidal Sassoon]]) with the Bald News (who tears off a wig to reveal a bald cap each time).
*[[Patti Deutsch]] - Sister Mary Youngman (a nun who tells jokes a la [[Henny Youngman]]), Heavy Helen who presents the Hippy news.

===Memorable moments===
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The first season featured some of the first music videos seen on network TV, with cast members appearing in films set to the music of [[the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band]], the [[Bee Gees]], [[the Temptations]], the [[Strawberry Alarm Clock]], and [[The First Edition (band)|the First Edition]].

During the September 16, 1968, episode, Richard Nixon, running for president, appeared for a few seconds with a disbelieving vocal inflection, asking "Sock it to ''me''?" Nixon was not doused or assaulted. An invitation was extended to Nixon's opponent, Vice President [[Hubert Humphrey]], but he declined.<ref name="kolbert">{{cite magazine|author=Kolbert, Elizabeth|url=https://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/04/19/040419fa_fact1 |title=Stooping To Conquer|magazine=The New Yorker|date=April 19, 2004 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20081005011233/http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/04/19/040419fa_fact1|archive-date=October 5, 2008}}</ref> According to George Schlatter, the show's creator, "Humphrey later said that not doing it may have [[1968 United States presidential election|cost him the election]]", and "[Nixon] said the rest of his life that appearing on ''Laugh-In'' is what got him elected. And I believe that. And I've had to live with that."<ref name="wfmu">{{cite web|url=https://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2010/09/richard-nixons-laugh-in.html|title=The Comedy Writer That Helped Elect Richard M. Nixon  |last1=Nesteroff |first1=Kliph |author1-link=Kliph Nesteroff |work=[[WFMU]]'s Beware of the Blog|access-date=October 15, 2020}}</ref><ref name=makeemlaugh>"Satire and Parody; Sock it to Me?" ''[https://www.pbs.org/wnet/makeemlaugh/ Make 'Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America]'', January 28, 2009.</ref> In an episode of the ill-fated 1977 revival, Rich Little as Nixon says, "I invited the American people to sock-it-to-me.... you can stop now".{{citation needed|date=February 2017}}

After winning the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in ''Cactus Flower'', Goldie Hawn made a guest appearance in the third episode of the fourth season.  She began the episode as an arrogant snob of an actress; however, a bucket of water thrown at her transformed her back to her giggling dumb blonde persona.

On multiple occasions, producer [[George Schlatter]] attempted to get [[William F. Buckley Jr.]] to appear on the show, only to be refused each time until he suddenly agreed to an appearance. In the episode that aired December 28, 1970, Buckley appeared in an unusual sit-down segment (portions of which were scattered throughout the episode) flanked by Rowan and Martin and fielding questions from the cast (which included Lily Tomlin doing her Babbler and Ernestine shticks) and giving humorous answers to each. Near the end, when Rowan asked Buckley why he finally agreed to appear on the show, Buckley explained that Schlatter had written him "an irresistable letter" in which he promised to fly Buckley out to [[Burbank, California|Burbank]] "in an airplane with two right wings". At the end, Rowan thanked him for appearing: "You can't be that smart without having a sense of humor, and you have a delightful one."

The 100th episode featured [[John Wayne]], [[Tiny Tim (musician)|Tiny Tim]] and the return of several former cast members. Wayne, with his ear cupped, read the line "and me, I'm Gary Owens" instead of Owens himself. Wayne also shook Tiny Tim's hand, pretending that his grip was too overpowering.