Editing User Friendly (section)

==== Miranda Cornielle ====
Miranda is a trained systems technologist, an experienced [[Unix|UNIX]] sysadmin, and very, very female. Her technical abilities unnerve the other techs, but her obvious physical charms compel them to stare at her, except for [[#Pitr Dubovich|Pitr]], who is convinced she is [[evil]]. Although she has few character flaws, she does express sadistic tendencies, especially towards marketers and [[luser]]s. Miranda finds Dust Puppy adorable.

She and [[#A.J. Garrett|A.J.]] are dating as of September 16, 2005, although she was previously frustrated by his inability to express himself and his love for her. This comes after years of missed opportunities and misunderstandings, such as when A.J. poured his feelings into an email and Miranda mistook it for the [[ILOVEYOU (computer virus)|ILOVEYOU]] email worm and deleted it unread.<ref>{{cite web|last=Illiad|title=UserFriendly Strip Comments|url=http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000511&mode=classic|website=ars.userfriendly.org|access-date=December 10, 2005|archive-date=August 10, 2016|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160810021515/http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20000511&mode=classic|url-status=dead}}</ref>