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===''Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie!'' (2013)=== {{Main|Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie!}} After winning $10 million from a [[scratchcard]] they bought at the [[Quick Stop]], [[Jay & Silent Bob]] decide to become superheroes [[Bluntman and Chronic]] (a parody of [[Batman]] and [[Robin (comics)|Robin]]). They build a secret [[Fortress of Solitude]] beneath RST Video and acquire all the necessary gadgets and accessories to make them ideal crime-fighters. They also hire their own butler, Albert (a parody of [[Alfred Pennyworth]]). Throughout their crime-fighting ordeals, they manage to accidentally create a few super-powered enemies of their own, who together form "The League of Shitters". The League of Shitters consists of Lipstick Lesbian, Dickhead, NewsGroup, Cocknocker, and the Diddler. While at a ceremony in which Bluntman and Chronic are to be awarded the key to the city of [[Red Bank, New Jersey|Red Bank]], The League of Shitters attack the dynamic duo and knock them unconscious. They then attempt to infiltrate the "Bluntcave", resulting in the deaths of NewsGroup and Diddler (they are crushed by a wall that reveals the entrance to the hideout). Lipstick Lesbian mortally stabs Albert in the back and places Bluntman and Chronic into a giant [[bong]] that is slowly filling up with water. After leaving the heroes to die, the villains descend upon Red Bank, killing everyone in their path. Albert uses the last of his strength to free the heroes before dying. Vowing to avenge Albert, Bluntman, and Chronic fly to Red Bank in the Blunt Jet to save the city from The League of Shitters' mayhem. An epic fight ensues in which Bluntman subdues Dickhead by tricking him into entering a [[gay bar]] and Chronic kills Cocknocker with a broken beer bottle. Lipstick Lesbian draws a gun and attempts to shoot Bluntman and Chronic, but they are miraculously saved by a new heroine, Bluntgirl. Bluntgirl defeats Lipstick Lesbian single-handedly and begins to show romantic interest in Bluntman. Chronic is jealous and expresses his desire for [[anal sex]]. Bluntgirl agrees to this, however, she penetrates Chronic with a [[dildo]], much to Chronic's distaste. Bluntgirl asks Bluntman if he's ever experienced anything of the like, to which he replies, "Yeah, when [[Ben Affleck]] played [[Daredevil (2003 film)|Daredevil]].". During the credits, it is noted that ''"Jay and Silent Bob will return in [[Clerks III]]."'' [[Post-credits scene|After the credits]], Jay and Silent Bob are visited by [[Stan Lee]], who [[The Avengers (2012 film)|wishes to speak to them about the "Avenger Initiative"]]. Shortly after, they are all picked up by [[Emmett Brown|Doc Brown]], who requests their help in getting [[Back to the Future|back to the future]].
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