Editing Meet the Feebles (section)

==Plot==
The Feebles Variety Hour theatre troupe is rehearsing with hopes of finding success through being picked up for a [[Broadcast syndication|syndicated]] television show. Star performer Heidi the hippo is insulted by [[pornographic]] rat director Trevor, and complains to her boss and lover, Bletch the walrus, unaware that he is having an affair with a cat named Samantha. Robert, a porcupine and the troupe's newest member, arrives and immediately falls in love with a dog named Lucille, where he successfully serenades her with encouragement from Arthur, the show's worm manager.

During the leadup to the show, different members of the troupe experience their own personal troubles. Sid, an elephant animal trainer, is visited by his ex-girlfriend, Sandy the chicken, who is filing a paternity suit against him after giving birth to an elephant-chicken hybrid named Seymour. Harry the rabbit is told by his doctor that he caught a terminal disease after a sexual fling, which tabloid reporter F.W. Fly overhears and publishes in the newspaper. Wynyard, a drug-obsessed, [[Vietnam veteran]] frog, is looking for money in order to obtain more drugs. Trevor drugs and rapes Lucille in order to entice her into being his new star for his pornos, causing Robert to think that she is being unfaithful to him and dumps her. Bletch, while playing golf with his henchman Barry the bulldog, is approached by a warthog named Cedric, where they initiate a secretive drug deal.

After a disastrous rehearsal session, Heidi is berated by Sebastian, the show's fox director, where she complains to Bletch again. However, she catches him in the middle of his affair with Samantha, upsetting her further. Bletch, realizing Cedric provided him borax, decides that he, along with Trevor and Barry, go over to the docks and obtain the drugs themselves. Before they leave, Bletch is informed by Sebastian that Heidi is refusing to perform, where he successfully changes her mind by feigning love for her.

At the docks, Bletch, Trevor and Barry obtain the drugs after killing Cedric and several crab henchmen, but Barry is killed by a giant spider in the ensuing escape. On their way back to the theater, Bletch learns of Harry's disease in the newspaper, and kills F.W. for gossiping about it. During the show, Sebastian tells Bletch that they were picked up by the network. As Bletch celebrates in his office, Heidi attempts to seduce him, only for him to start insulting her, confessing that he never loved her and intends to groom Samantha into being her replacement. Humiliated, Heidi decides to commit suicide; after a failed attempt at hanging herself, she prepares to use an [[M60 machine gun]]. Before she can kill herself, Samantha arrives and insults Heidi again, causing Heidi to snap and kill her in response.

Meanwhile, the show gradually starts to fall apart: an ailing Harry vomits onstage, Sid is accosted by Sandy, an intoxicated Wynyard accidentally kills himself during his knife-throwing performance, and Sebastian performs a failed musical number about [[sodomy]] in a desperate attempt to save the show. Heidi goes on a violent rampage throughout the theater, killing many troupe members, including Harry and Sandy, and shoots Sid in his kneecaps. Before she can kill Lucille, Robert saves her, stating that he still loves her, with Lucille revealing what Trevor did to her. Before Heidi can kill Bletch, he tries to calm her down by saying he still loves her, but this only proved to be a ruse to make Heidi lower her guard so Trevor can kill her. Suddenly, Robert attacks Trevor, allowing Heidi to grab her gun and kill both Trevor and Bletch. Arthur regretfully informs Heidi that he had just reported her to the police, and Heidi, accepting her fate, decides to perform her song before she gets arrested.

A photographic postscript reveals what happened to the survivors following the massacre: Sid became a horticulturalist with Seymour, Arthur received an [[OBE]], Sebastian wrote an autobiography about the incident and is negotiating the film rights, Robert and Lucille got married, and Heidi, after serving 10 years in a female penitentiary, was rehabilitated into the community and now works at a large supermarket under a new identity.