Editing Death Becomes Her (section)

==Plot==
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In 1978, [[Narcissism|narcissistic]] fading actress Madeline Ashton performs in a [[Broadway theatre|Broadway]] musical. She invites long-time friend and rival, the meek aspiring writer Helen Sharp, backstage along with Helen's fiancé, famed plastic surgeon Ernest Menville. Smitten with Madeline, Ernest breaks off his engagement with Helen to marry her. Seven years later, Helen—now obese, depressed, and impoverished—is committed to a psychiatric hospital where she swears revenge on Madeline.

Another seven years later, Madeline and Ernest live an opulent but miserable life in Beverly Hills: Madeline is depressed about her withering beauty and career, and Ernest has become an alcoholic, reduced to working as a [[Embalming#Specialist embalming|reconstructive mortician]]. After receiving an invitation to a party celebrating Helen's new book, Madeline rushes for beauty treatments. Desperate to look younger, Madeline is given the business card of Lisle Von Rhuman, a mysterious, wealthy socialite who specializes in rejuvenation.

Madeline and Ernest attend Helen's party, and discover that Helen is now slim, glamorous and youthful, despite being 50 years old. Jealous of Helen's appearance, Madeline observes as Helen tells Ernest that she blames Madeline for his career decline. Madeline later visits her young lover, but discovers he is with a woman of his own age. Despondent, Madeline drives to Lisle's mansion. The youthful Lisle claims to be 71 years old, and offers Madeline a [[Elixir of life|potion]] that promises eternal life and youth. Madeline drinks the potion, which reverses her age, restoring her beauty, but is warned that she must disappear from the public eye after 10 years, to avoid suspicion of her immortality, and treat her body well.

Meanwhile, Helen seduces Ernest and persuades him to kill Madeline. When Madeline returns home, she belittles Ernest, who snaps and pushes her down the stairs, breaking her neck. However, she inexplicably survives and Ernest takes Madeline to the hospital, where she is found to be clinically dead. Ernest considers her reanimation to be a miracle, and uses his skills to repair her body at home. Helen arrives, and after overhearing Ernest and her discussing their murder plot, Madeline shoots Helen with a shotgun. The blast leaves a large hole in Helen's torso, but she remains alive, revealing that she also has taken Lisle's potion. Helen and Madeline fight before reconciling. Depressed at the situation, Ernest prepares to leave, but Helen and Madeline persuade him to repair their bodies first. Realizing they will need regular maintenance, they scheme to have Ernest drink the potion to ensure his permanent availability.

The pair forcibly bring him to Lisle, who offers him the potion in exchange for his surgical skills. Although tempted, Ernest rejects immortality, afraid of outliving his loved ones—forcing him to spend eternity with Madeline and Helen—and the physical consequences Madeline and Helen have already suffered. He flees with the potion, but becomes trapped on the roof. Helen and Madeline implore Ernest to drink the potion to survive an impending fall, but realizing they only want him for selfish reasons, he throws the potion away. Ernest survives the fall after landing in Lisle's pool, and escapes, leaving the pair in despair at the realization that they will have to depend on each other for companionship and maintenance, forever.

Thirty-seven years later, Madeline and Helen attend Ernest's funeral, where he is eulogized as having achieved true immortality by living an adventurous and fulfilling life and having many children and grandchildren. Now grotesque parodies of their former selves, with cracked, peeling paint and putty covering most of their grey and decrepit flesh, Helen and Madeline mock the eulogy and leave. Outside, Helen trips and falls down a flight of steps, dragging Madeline with her. Their bodies break apart, and Helen sardonically asks Madeline if she remembers where they parked their car.
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